Keith Houchen Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Remember when conspiracy theories were fun? Just a silly belief without all the hateful bigoted bullshit that could lead you to sectioning or a seat on Bournemouth council as a Tory despite saying they’re all child raping lizards? This is a thread for silly theories that you haven’t completely dismissed. A part of you may think there is a kernal of truth that Avril Lavigne WAS replaced by Melissa. Or that Boris Johnson didn’t have Covid and was hospitalised because he had a heart attack. Keep it light, the sillier the better. No hateful shit or wrestling related ones please. I’ll begin Shoebills - Part of me still thinks they aren’t real and someone in a mental bird suit to scare and befuddle me. I can’t explain why logic fails me here, I can’t 100% accept they’re real even though they clearly are. The Staircase Owl Theory. That geezer murdered his wife but a theory is she was attacked by an owl and it’s sort of believable. Richey Manic is still alive and living in Goa. Over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Birds aren't real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted January 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 Dogs can’t look up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Dogs can’t look up I heard that one recently from some young 19 year old lad at work. I didn't think it existed in the wild. I showed him a picture on my phone of my dog looking up at me. "I probably seem pretty stupid now aye!". Yes mate you fucking do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) I know you said to keep it light, but “Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings were of where the bodies are buried” has always been my favourite just because of how ridiculous it is Edited January 9, 2023 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted January 9, 2023 Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 Australia doesn't exist. My favourite theory thing I ever read was in short lived artsy hip hop magazine, Fatboss. It was an interview with Icke (sorry but there was a brief period when I was about 17 and into him. My Stepmum even bought me two of his books and said she was told she was evil in Waterstones for asking for them, and then nearly didn't give them to me as she thought I was being groomed ?) Anyway, in this interview he told an anecdote about a scientist that worked for the US government who had been asked to switch his work from drugs/pharma to creating bioweapons, and he refused and refused. Then one morning he woke up, groggy, feeling like shit and wet. He went to the bathroom to throw up, and he noticed his chest had something on it. When he lifted his shirt, it was a large patch taped to his chest full of a translucent liquid. He went to work the next day and was told that his body was now dependent on this translucent liquid and needed to be changed every 3 days, so if he refused to carry out their work, he would die. As a 17yo, I popped hard at this story and it would be a go-to when we'd get stoned and talk about the "systems man, and the oppression and the government watching" and I've never thought about the actual logistics until now. A liquid that gets absorbed through the chest? Is this even feasible? Just remembered the Icke books. Children Of The Matrix and Robots Rebellion. Never even finished them. Mad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said: I know you said to keep it light, but “Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings were of where the bodies are buried” has always been my favourite just because of how ridiculous it is That’s amazing, but do you believe it, or at least, won’t dismiss it? @SuperBaconYeah Icke trots that one out at his lectures that a young paranoid prick may have attended a couple of. Let’s call him Heath Kouchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 My fave is this guy who thinks Stephen King killed John Lennon, hes great, everything you'd want from a one man crackpot conspiracy theory. Be warned, this is some hardcore rambling nonsense https://lennonmurdertruth.com/stephen-king-murderer/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 Reminder. This isn’t so much about mental conspiracy theories, but mental conspiracies that you can’t completely dismiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Tupac is alive in Serbia and Biggie is in Bosnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted January 9, 2023 Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Merzbow said: Tupac is alive in Serbia and Biggie is in Bosnia. Cuba is where I always heard Tupac was. @WyattSheepMask that might be one of my favourite things I've ever read on here. "There are no murders...just happy accidents" Edited January 9, 2023 by SuperBacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 I did genuinely believe that Tupac was alive for a while when I was about 13, and went so far as to print off a list of reason why I'd found on a mental website. I gave it to some people who at school who were easily won over by its sound reasoning. The one I remember being the most convincing was the fact that his life insurance had never been claimed. Very suspicious, and a sure sign that foul play was afoot. I gave it to my brother who was also into rap, hoping this would also sway him. He read it swiftly, handed it back to me and said "That's all bollocks. He's dead." But what about the life insurance?! "How the fuck do you, or they know anything about the life insurance?" Erm. Then he walked off. I still believed it for a little while, until I gradually came to see it as bollocks as well, and learned a lesson about reading things off of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) Yeah, Cuba was always the "legit" theory but a thing about Serbia popped up with Tupac shitting on the surrounding countries. It was a bit of a meme. John Cena is also Albanian. Edited January 9, 2023 by Merzbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted January 9, 2023 Members Share Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Merzbow said: Yeah, Cuba was always the "legit" theory but a thing about Serbia popped up with Tupac shitting on the surrounding countries. It was a bit of a meme. *Hit Em Up plays* First off, fuck your songs and the Czechs you claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted January 9, 2023 Moderators Share Posted January 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: The Staircase Owl Theory. That geezer murdered his wife but a theory is she was attacked by an owl and it’s sort of believable. I really do believe this one. I also like the "Paul is dead" theory myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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