King Coconut Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 I fear me talking sense is dragging this thing off course. How about making a shockmaster helmet for your old boy? You could spray some deodorant about for atmos.
Members SuperBacon Posted January 3, 2021 Members Posted January 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, King Coconut said: I fear me talking sense is dragging this thing off course. How about making a shockmaster helmet for your old boy? You could spray some deodorant about for atmos. The Cockmaster, if you will.
King Coconut Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 This is the sort of thing that normally entices a keffer to actually do it, but it's not a flaccid job, so here's hoping malbranque never reads this.
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 3, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: The night before your paper bin gets collected, you could put them all out for collection, then retrieve them during the night and keep doing it. This way you will convince your neighbours that you eat a lot of eggs. You could even get a custom made “I REALLY LOVE EGGS” T-shirt made and wear it constantly to further embolden the charade. Every hour or so, open your window and shout, “Does anybody want an egg? I’ve got some eggs on”.
Keith Houchen Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Every hour or so, open your window and shout, “Does anybody want an egg? I’ve got some eggs on”. And do some soldiers as well, that’ll get Norman bringing the tea over.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 3, 2021 Moderators Posted January 3, 2021 Little bollock beds. Squat them into a different pair of slots every night and it's like treating your ballbag to a night at a hotel.
Mr_Danger Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 Where do Rabbi’s keep all the tips of those trimmed Cyril Sneer noses? I’ll tell you where they don’t keep them, in a bespoke little box called the Salloma loma dong dong. Until now.....
Joe Blog Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 I'm glad that no one has gone with the bog standard 'keep eggs in them' response, we are all better than that.
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 3, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 3, 2021 4 hours ago, King Coconut said: They make great firelighters. I haven't used anything else to light a fire or barbecue in years. They're also great in compost, if that's the sort of thing you do. On top of the compost point they make good seed germination trays. You can then snip out the pods and burry them to avoid pricking out if you're a bit ham fisted and damage the shoots.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 3, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 3, 2021 What a splendidly wholesome thread. Lovely.
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 3, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 3, 2021 I’ve just asked my wife what she’d do with 10 egg boxes, my 4 year old piped up with “Dinosaurs at the seaside with their best friends”. crack on.
Harry Wiseau Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 We all know that egg boxes are renowned for having "sound proof" abilities, but are they smell proof? I only ask as the section of our house we laughably call the "utility room" - the bit between the kitchen and the garden, also home to the "coal shed" - is separated only by a single brick wall with our neighbors who seemingly every night deep fat fry their disgusting fucking food in the same fat they've had in the machine since the day they bought it. If I go to worry the washing machine when it's fry o'clock I start to heave and have to leave the washing in the machine overnight. The smell manages to work it's way into our kitchen within seconds of the door being open, it's bloody orrible. If egg boxes were to offer same protection against smells as they are sound then I may be interested in taking them off your hands in an attempt to fully clad the inside of the "utility room" It would also have the bonus of not being able to hear them talk, or me feeling I need to sing about how much I hate myself and wish I was dead every time I empty the washing machine or tumble dryer (the utilities) which I for some reason feel I need to in case they're listening.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 24, 2021 Moderators Posted February 24, 2021 I don't know what made me think of this out of the blue but... Update please @gmoney
Paid Members gmoney Posted February 24, 2021 Author Paid Members Posted February 24, 2021 I've done absolutely fuck all with them. In fact I've added about 4 more. I told my GF about the thread and that I'd be using suggestions from here to do something resourceful with them and she foolishly took me at my word, so I've not had any complaints in a while.
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 22, 2021 Author Paid Members Posted March 22, 2021 I've used 10 boxes as a makeshift stand for my Raspberry Pi's monitor. They're held together with elastic bands. I give it about a month before I just buy a little stand instead.
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