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5 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said:

The thing that makes me not believe it is that Honky Tonk Man says it's true.

Fair point!

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His cock is missing, just two balls in a row,
You'd think it was a fuck-up by Michelangelo.
Some say it's just withered, like a slug made of skin,
But if you believe Honky, it's in a surgeon's bin. 

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6 hours ago, RancidPunx said:

Wasnt there an autopsy from around the time of his death attributing heart failure ?

He died from a broken heart because of the loss of his loved one.

 

For what it's worth,  I remember Jake Roberts telling this story when he was living over here 

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43 minutes ago, chokeout said:

For what it's worth,  I remember Jake Roberts telling this story when he was living over here 

Probably some Keyser Soze shit. He was looking round the room for inspiration while telling a tall tale and spotted a terrarium containing the rotting body of the snake he'd starved to death, then suddenly it's "did I ever tell you about Rick Rude's gangrenous nob?"

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1 minute ago, Cannibal Man said:

can you not see his cock in any of his matches? who's gonna be the one to go through every tag with the Equalizer to check?

It's a tube of pastilles  

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28 minutes ago, gmoney said:

It's a tube of pastilles  

I’ll never look a fruit pastille in the eye again without thinking of Ravishing Rick Rowntree now. 

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5 hours ago, Astro Hollywood said:

Probably some Keyser Soze shit. He was looking round the room for inspiration while telling a tall tale and spotted a terrarium containing the rotting body of the snake he'd starved to death, then suddenly it's "did I ever tell you about Rick Rude's gangrenous nob?"

Are you saying Rick Rude was wrestling's Vinny Samways? 

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10 hours ago, RancidPunx said:

Yer what now ?

Most appropriate username ever to discuss Samways.

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On 11/23/2020 at 5:42 PM, garynysmon said:

He lost me at "I heard from Jim Neidhart."

 

On 11/23/2020 at 6:32 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Who was it who said Rude must have become a never nude if this was true as nobody seemed to know?

Correct.

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