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Minor Annoyances (Vol 2)


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16 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Of course he doesn’t. He has valets for that. 

Fixed.

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1 hour ago, DavidB6937 said:

"Hi Sheila! I've posted you something. I hope you got it!"

Either on their feed or adding it as a status. Fuck off. Why you doing that on there?

I have an aunt who routinely wishes people a happy birthday by posting a status update on her own timeline.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Had some birthday presents for someone delivered by Evri and in a moment of weakness/absolute madness accepted a parcel for the old boy opposite me.

He never goes out, is nearly completely deaf so never answers his door (hence why the parcel wasn't accepted) and never has visitors. Fuck sake.

I'm giving him a week to get it, then I'm opening it.

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17 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

He never goes out, is nearly completely deaf so never answers his door (hence why the parcel wasn't accepted) and never has visitors. Fuck sake.

I'm giving him a week to get it, then I'm opening it.

Sounds like stealing from on old and frail person with a disability to me.

 

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9 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Can't you put a note through his door saying you've got a parcel?

He actually picked it up about half an hour ago! I'm genuinely amazed.

I knocked 4 times yesterday and then we went out for the evening, and Evri had put a note through anyway.

It didn't look or feel like anything worth nicking anyway to be honest.

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8 minutes ago, Tommy! said:

Given your often holier-than-thou attitude it seemed odd.

Sorry, have you either woken up in a bad mood or confused me with someone else, or maybe missed the part where it was clearly a fucking joke?

Holier than thou attitude? Got some examples to back that up chief?

No I wasn't planning to steal my elderly neighbours parcel.

Fucking hell.

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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

maybe missed the part where it was clearly a fucking joke?

Sorry mate, if you made your jokes amusing perhaps it wouldn't cause such confusion.

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