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Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

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I presume they'll have Jason David Frank from off of out of Power Rangers Vs CM Punk on the undercard. 

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3 minutes ago, chokeout said:

There's something in Tom Cruises eyes that makes me think this would end in murder.

tomcruisecrazyeyes.jpg

Probably the Thetans

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That cunt Conor McGregor's trying to get a cut of the action now, I don't want Tom associating with the likes of him.

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Tom would destroy him, let's not pretend.  All those action movie training camps, he must have picked up some skills, and he does a lot of his own stunts so we know he's got bollocks.

Plus, have you seen how fast Cruise can run?  Run, Tom, run like the wind.

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1 hour ago, chokeout said:

There's something in Tom Cruises eyes that makes me think this would end in murder.

tomcruisecrazyeyes.jpg

I saw his face, now I'm a belieber.

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Cruise has Bare Knuckle experience. He'd smash Beiber.

 

 

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I actually feel about 10% gayer having seen that gif.  That face is too pretty for fighting.

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26 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

A tenner on Justin, easy. He's got youth, exuberance and confidence on his side. 

55 year old Tom Cruise made half a Mission Impossible with a broken freakin' ankle.

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