The Smackers Thread

[The King of Old School]

If they are still doing that stupid Crown Jewell championship match then hopefully Sami keeps the belt for a bit this time and we get some Roman/Sami interactions in the following weeks.

[FUM]

3 hours ago, Supremo said:

wrestlers are just so fucking weird that they’re happy for their opponents to bring up the darkest shit imaginable

If wrestlers have ever shown anything, it is often this to be fair.

[Supremo]

1 hour ago, The King of Old School said:

If they are still doing that stupid Crown Jewell championship match then hopefully Sami keeps the belt for a bit this time and we get some Roman/Sami interactions in the following weeks.

Depressingly, that’s probably why Sami’s been given the belt again. Whilst Cody, Punk and Roman continue to swing their dicks about, Sami probably said, “yes,” to losing to Roman even quicker than he said, “yes,” to the pay cut.

[d-d-d-dAz]

For all my ups and downs with CM Punk, I have never empathised with anyone more than I have watching CM Punk gasping for air in the altitude of Mexico City. The man looks half dead wrestling at sea level, for Christ's sake.

[tiger_rick]

Really pleased for anyone who watches that something notable actually happened but, Jesus Christ, the commentary has never sounded more like someone pressing buttons on a Michael Cole soundboard. All the emotion and excitement of a dead fish.

[Snitsky's back acne]

Sami Zayn is such a cowardly prick it's brilliant.

I saw an article saying Zayn is not world champion material but surely that's the whole point?

He is an updated version of The Honky Tonk Man. You know that everyone he wrestles can kick his arse and beat him - and you want to see them do it - but he somehow gets away with the title and that just pisses you off even more because you're sat there going "How is this guy the champion?!".
 

[DavidB6937]

Sami's great in any role they give him. And the fact there are so many guys after him, plus he's manipulating the Garganos etc, it's a far more interesting main event scene than what they've got on Raw.

[Supremo]

Check out Rey Fenix hitting one of the best Flying Nothings you’ll ever see. Zero pretence of him attempting an offensive move. Just a straight dive, hands by his side, head first into an RKO.