Wideload90 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 3 hours ago, LCJ said: Seeing stories on the BBC News website such as "Prince Harry gets his beard rubbed". That is an actual story on the site today. I originally followed BBC news on Twitter and quickly unfollowed after getting hot shite like this regularly regurgitated. It's just not news; more reason why the beeb has gone to shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 3 hours ago, LCJ said: Seeing stories on the BBC News website such as "Prince Harry gets his beard rubbed". That is an actual story on the site today. But was it a bigger story than âMegan closes a car doorâ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCJ Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said: But was it a bigger story than âMegan closes a car doorâ Definitely not. Was an absolute travesty that nobody closed the car door for her. The BBC and the Royals. Worth every penny. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) âCoolâ wrestling fans who slag off âuncoolâ wrestling fans with really âcoolâ nicknames like âneckbeardsâ and âdemwanzâ not realising they look silly. corrected. To many inverted commas annoy me as well. Edited October 17, 2018 by Porkchopcash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, Porkchopcash said: Cool wrestling fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 There was a joke in an episode of âPhoenix Nightsâ in which a shocked Brian Potter exclaims âWoah woah-woah WOAH... sweet child of mine!â. I liked that joke. Various people I work with liked it too but seemingly donât get it, and it drives me bonkers. Four âwoahâs done in a certain cadence before saying Sweet Child of Mine is essential, to replicate the chorus of the Guns N Roses song. But a few people I work with instinctively say âSweet Child of Mineâ after anyone says âWoahâ for any reason. Thatâs not how the joke worked you bastards.  The reaction would not be favourable if I attempted to address this in the workplace, so Iâm pleased this topic came up and I can get it off my chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) Axl Rose is an uncle, he has two nephews and a shananananananiece, niece. Â EDIT - Should that go:- He's an uncle Axl is an uncle Got a nephew and a Shananananananiece, niece. Edited October 17, 2018 by Keith Houchen You're gonna DIEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUAAAHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 Uncool wrestling fans who slag off cool wrestling fans for slagging off uncool wrestling fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 You Fucking Neckbeard. đ¤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 I'm a virgin an' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Briefcase said: On a similar note I have also never participated in doing the tea run Booooooooo! Edited October 18, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 Sounds like he's a "No thanks, I'll stay on my own" character which isn't as bad as bastards who are in the fucking tea run but don't make one. Years ago, we had a vending machine in the obvious so the "run" consisted of just pressing buttons a few times and carrying the drinks back and we still had a knob who'd never go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 Yeah, I've had those before and they are the dirt worst. I'm still not absolving Briefcase entirely from this. People who welsh on the tea are only one step removed from those who do so with rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 28 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Booooooooo! Sorry just don't get it...well I do but just don't buy into it. 26 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Sounds like he's a "No thanks, I'll stay on my own" character which isn't as bad as bastards who are in the fucking tea run but don't make one. Years ago, we had a vending machine in the obvious so the "run" consisted of just pressing buttons a few times and carrying the drinks back and we still had a knob who'd never go. I look at it this way. I only like a drink when I want it, so one day I might love a cup of tea every hour and on another day I might not quite fancy it so from a 'I'm a lazy bastard point of view' I would much rather just get it as & when I like it rather than either being forced to have one or even worse making them. I would also probably get pissed off if people were in on the runs but dodging it*  *Which is why I also hate doing the rounds in the pub, its fine between a few of you (3-4) but in bigger groups there is always one or two sneaky bastards that take advantage and dodge it when its there turn. I just prefer doing things as & when I want them really, it probably makes me come across as miserable but I find participating in these things quite awkward. Don't get me wrong I may on occasion at work offer to grab some drinks but don't like it being a forced thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) I'm sat at a lone table in a row of about 10 in a pub having a wonderful pint after a busy day. Four people have sat on the table immediately next to me and have proceeded to have a loud and boring conversation. Why? We are sitting in a veritable forest of free tables, why that one next to me? Edited October 18, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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