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Gus Mears

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Both my wife & I had shitty days yesterday (only work stuff though so perspective and all that) and Bum Farto gave us both many much needed laughs over the course of the day, so it's a very welcome repeat. 

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I can't really complain about a reminder, especially as, when clicking backwards through the pages, I was reminded of this, and was rendered helpless with laughter for some time:

On 2/18/2024 at 6:06 PM, Scratch said:

The communal areas of our estate have been passed over to an absolute shit show of a management company, managed by a BooBoo D’Pupoo.

We've also adopted this as a nickname for our kitten.

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4 hours ago, Carbomb said:

I can't really complain about a reminder, especially as, when clicking backwards through the pages, I was reminded of this, and was rendered helpless with laughter for some time:

We've also adopted this as a nickname for our kitten.

I’d have zero doubt that your kitten would do a far finer job than BooBoo. We’ve renamed them PooPoo D’Shitshow. Feel free to assign that moniker to your cat, too.

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On 8/22/2024 at 8:21 AM, Arch Stanton said:

General Booty?! Come on now.

 

For all the General Booty fans out there he is starting QB for Oaklahoma against Texas tonight. The Texas QB is Arch Manning. Both of them are Nepo Babies to some extent though General Booty's family ties are not as impressive as Arch Manning's. 

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On 8/22/2024 at 8:21 AM, Arch Stanton said:

General Booty?! Come on now.

 

It sounds like a list of player names Mark & Lard would use for the Tallahassee Tallywackers when they used to do their WANK Cincinnati sports reports with Butch Schlong and Snatch Frigate. 

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7 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Formerly of Norwich City no less.

At the time we signed RVW (from Sporting Lisbon), I sat opposite a fella at work called David, who was from Northern Ireland and supported Liverpool, but had a Norwich season ticket just cos he liked going to the football. 

When it was looking like the transfer was going to go through, I peered over the divide and said "All the papers in Lisbon are reporting the van Wolfswinkel deal is done, Dave."

He looked back at me very quizzically and asked "In Lisburn??" 

It's the only thing about the RVW experience (Record signing, scored on his debut and then never again and rarely got in the team at all after mid September) that makes me smile when I look back on it. 

 

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