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Fake Showbiz News has had a running story over recent months (maybe even the last year) of Jessie J running her own abattoir.

Recently, Jessie decided to call it quits and handed over control of operations to Kylie Minogue.

However, Kylie has gone missing and the police are searching the surrounding area for clues.

I genuinely can’t wait to see what happens next 

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10 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Tagging Martin Lewis made this for me.

 

I'd just come to share that. Roy's got to make a profit hasn't he? If anything, that was wildly underpriced for me, but then I do live in the south.

Wouldn't get an Americano for £2.60

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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I'd just come to share that. Roy's got to make a profit hasn't he? If anything, that was wildly underpriced for me, but then I do live in the south.

Wouldn't get an Americano for £2.60

He's probably been using Freshco Basics pies or he's had a long supply of Fred's "special meat" that's finally ran out.

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