Paid Members extacy of farts Posted January 1, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2017 It's surely got to be the year Big Bossman finally wins it!  But if that doesn't happen, Chris Akabusi is my shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 1, 2017 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2017 Read the rules, extasy, Boss Man doesn't count! Â Â Devon - very sorry but Lorne Malvo has already claimed Big Poppa Pump. However, I'm not going to let Lorne have Erick Rowan because I'm a tyrant and barely realised he'd been off TV since October, so maybe the two of you can work out a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted January 1, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2017 You are a bloody tyrant! Â In that case I'll replace Erick Rowan with Rey Mysterio. He'll be number 30 again, and get the fuck booed out of him for not being Daniel Bryan. Would work better if somebody like Joe/Balor doesn't enter the Rumble too. Â Nobody is touching my Big Poppa Pump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Santino Marella, Batista and Edge would all blow the roof off the place. Especially if Santino used the Snake Sock of Doom on Billy and Brock at the end. I'll go for those three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I've just noticed on the first page that my pick is just "a pirate with a sword" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 The 2017 Royal Rumble is in its final throes and has already clocked in at over an hour of intense wrestling action. Â Goldberg, Brock Lesnar and surprise package Braun Strowman are in in the ring after 29 entrants have appeared, the Alamodome is at a fever pitch as we're counting down to see who is about to compete for a Wrestlemania title match. Â 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Â **buzz** Â It's Cannibal Man's uncle! Â A middle aged Scouse male comes from behind the curtain and appears to be cupping two pairs of imaginary bollocks whilst jogging on the spot. The bemused looks of the wrestlers in the ring are priceless, and the action grinds to a halt. The man appears to be shouting about something called 'cheese on', and is rubbing quiche into the faces of several audience members. Â The rest of the crowd, except perhaps a few members of the UKFF message board, are stunned into a confused silence and we abruptly fade to black. Â The Rumble match is subsequently declared null and void after Arriva North West threaten litigation against Vince McMahon for lost earnings. The lawsuit was dropped when it was agreed he would've stolen them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Carr_92 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 My hope of Bugs Bunny in a dress playing a girl bunny (Did anyone find that attractive?) didn't come to fruition last year. But I do have some picks. Â About a third of the way in. The ring is getting busy. 3! 2! 1! Â AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Â Crowd goes wild for this return. Been longer awaited than people would've wanted. But they now have as they welcome someone who was always a one to watch... Â Momma Benjamin! Â There is the off chance Triple H might enter to screw Seth Rollins over (remember when he did it the first time?) Has a chair with him. Momma however is armed. Brandishes her knitting needles. Prompting Hunter to eliminate himself like Jake Roberts used Andre's fear of snakes against him. Â Also I'm thinking IT'S TIME there will be a big entry after the 205 Live regulars are in the ring. IT'S TIME to brace yourself for this. IT'S VADER TIME! Â Yep. The masked legend is back. However, given the way he sounded off against a certain match from the BOSJ. They simply reply by getting the gymnastics equipment out. TJ Perkins takes the rings and does a few somersaults. Rich Swann is doing the floor routine and Neville becomes good guy by getting out Sin Cara's trampoline and does his routine. This dazes him which allows everyone to throw him out together. Â And lastly. But no means least. Dulcet tones ring out as Gio Compario comes out towards the end. The crowd sing along just like they do with Bobby Roode and The Sandman. But next out is R Truth who he challenges to a rap battle. Gio completely owns him. But they've been distracted long enough for both to be eliminated by Brock Lesnar and Goldberg who briefly team up to improve their chances. The next day, WWE.Com confirm they are working on an album and will collaborate at WrestleMania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 1, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 1, 2017 Jim Robinson. Rhodes Boyson. Michael Barry off Food and Drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted January 1, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2017 Twas down the glen one Easter mornTo a city fair rode I.When armed line of marching menIn squadrons passed me by.No pipes did hum, no battle drumDid sound its loud tattooBut the Angelus bell o'er the Liffey's swellRang out in the foggy dew.Uh, uh, uh, c'mon Hah, sicka than your averagePoppa twist cabbage off instinctniggas don't think shit stink, pink gators,my Detroit playersTimbs for my hooligans in BrooklynSince there in Texas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Has anyone picked Sid yet? If not, I'm having Sid too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Pete Lothario Norris Cole Janet Street Porter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 1, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2017 The lights dim, a stream of smoke seeps from beneath the Titantron and out of nowhere, Voodoo Child starts to play. IS IT HIM? IS IT... hang on. Hendrix is cut short and we hear Z Cars. Fucking Z Cars. It's Ronald Koeman. Flanked by Tony Hibbert, he enters at number 30, delivers the big boot to Purple Aki and hits the bitterest leg drop we've seen. Hand to ear, he gets the crowd's support and lashes Purps over the top rope to book his place at the big dance. Â HULKOEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD. Â Â Scott Malbranque never watches wrestling again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Stain Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Derek Accorah in at number 13, followed by his spirit guide Sam at 14. Obviously a ghost entering is slightly problematic as you wouldn't know if he had been eliminated but I'd like to see Brock Lesnar just knocking the shit out of somebody who isn't actually there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosler28 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Dad Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Pete Gas, Raven and Tony Yeboah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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