Guest Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Just watched the hof with heenan again. Just different class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Lawler had one that floored me in 98 with, "There's nothing wrong with dating younger women, until you have to drop them off at school." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted May 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 7, 2016 Lawler had one that floored me in 98 with, "There's nothing wrong with dating younger women, until you have to drop them off at school." Aye, I remember that one. Was it on a PPV? My jaw hit the floor when I heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I caught it myself on an obscure Raw from (I think) February 98. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted May 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 7, 2016 Okerlund: "What do you think of midget wrestlers?" Heenan: "Very little." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 The Rock (Hollywood Rock was gold) 'The best thing about Sacramento is that in an hour and a half time The Rock is leaving Sacramento). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Showtime Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Kurt Angle: "(walking to the ring getting booed) So tonight, we're in Peoria. Just listen to that. Pee-ohh-ree-ahh. Sounds like a urinary infection rather than an actual town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 AJ: "I think I'm a little too old for you Jerry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Can't remember it exactly but once Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire were in a mix tag match, Fink announced "Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 475lbs" Heenan - "Is that right, I don't think it is" Monsoon - "Why do you say that" Heenan - "Well Sapphire must be 400lbs on her own Monsoon - "Will you stop" Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W35ty Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Suprised no one has mentioned CM Punks text about Kevin Nash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 My favourite Heenan ones in WCW came during in the replays after the Bigelow/Hak hardcore match at Spring Stampede 99 1) *replay of Bigelow shooting a fire extinguisher up a woman's skirt* "where's there's smoke there's fire" 2) Tony- "Please don't try this stuff in your backyards" Heenan- "yeah...do it in the living room, it's more fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DraxSpago Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 HBK and Nash slaughtering JR when they were in the NWO was pretty funny, Nash screaming 'Stone Cold, Stone Cold' and JR sitting there with a face like a slapped arse was ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep81 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Watched the Rude/Warrior Summerslam 1989 match earlier, and i'll never get tired of hearing Ventura in this piece of commentary after Warrior hit Rude with the Intercontinental belt outside of the ringVentura; "Hit him with the belt, that should be a Disqualification""Where the hell is the referee"?Schiavone; "That's outside of the ring Jessie"Ventura; "So what"Schiavone; "As much as it could be a count out here"Ventura; "What are you going to tell me Schiavone, you can shoot someone outside the ring, as long as it's outside the ring"?"Your'e even dumber than Monsoon"Brilliant as he's spot fucking on. Ventura was usually good at that sort of thing though TBH. ---------------------------------------- Another LOL worthy piece of commentary from Summerslam '89. During the buildup video for the Warrior/Rude match, they showed a clip of Warrior bearing Haku and after the match, Rude attacked Warrior and beat him down and piledrove him etc, The bell kept ringing as it does when a match is over and there's an aftermath beating. Good old Lord Alfred Hayes said "I don't know what the referees decision is going to be because this is the aftermath of when the Warrior actually won"Well Warrior won his match and some heels beat him up Alfred, what decision has the ref to make exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 One that always made me laugh was Heenan on, I think, one of the MSG shows:'The Texas Tornado is the only guy I know who could hide his own Easter eggs'.SO harsh, but hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoryFice Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Can't remember it exactly but once Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire were in a mix tag match, Fink announced "Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 475lbs" Heenan - "Is that right, I don't think it is" Monsoon - "Why do you say that" Heenan - "Well Sapphire must be 400lbs on her own Monsoon - "Will you stop" Brilliant! Credit where credit is due: that was Jesse Ventura at WM6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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