The Clint Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 When Shawn puts marty through the barbershop window heenan says jannetty jumped through the window to get away from Shawn. Â That reminds me of their IC title match at Rumble '93 when Shawn rams Marty's shoulder into the ring post and Heenan says "that'll make your shirt fit buddy" I chuckled at that quite a bit at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Another Heenan one from Spring Stampede 1994, during the Flair/Steamboat match. Â Heenan: 'We could be here all night!' Schiavone: 'We could. Why, do you have anything to do?' Heenan: 'I've got a lot to do - you don't know her though'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Survivor Series '95  Vince: This Ahmed Johnson is built like a house  Mr Perfect: Yeah he's even got the double garage to go with it, oh wait that's just his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2016 A timely entry from Jerry Lawler on this week's SmackDown... Â 'Kevin Owens hates to lose... He doesn't even want to lose weight!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 One of my favourites from an MSG event from around 1990/91 The scene - Mr Fuji walking to the ring with The Orient Express..... Bobby Heenan: "Ah so" Gorilla Monsoon: "Yes, you are" Â I recommend any of those shows from the early 90's as the banter between The Brain and Gorilla was fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Jerry Lawler to Nikolai Volkoff in the King's Court; Â "this is a man with a suit for every day of the year, and this is it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoUseforaUsername Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Triple H's metaphor about Mick Foley being like the last stubborn bit of turd that won't flush. Of course, Mick being the sensitive soul that he is, had to whine incessantly about it afterwards. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2017 3 hours ago, NoUseforaUsername said: Triple H's metaphor about Mick Foley being like the last stubborn bit of turd that won't flush. Of course, Mick being the sensitive soul that he is, had to whine incessantly about it afterwards. Â I don't remember this. Terribly derivative of Shawn's "nugget" speech about Owen, either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoUseforaUsername Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, air_raid said: I don't remember this. Terribly derivative of Shawn's "nugget" speech about Owen, either way. It happened in 2006, shortly before his face turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2017 Oh well. Round about the time he told John Cena "You happen to not be a very good wrestler" or words to that effect then. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoUseforaUsername Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Freudian slip from HHH. Quote "I'm 'bi' a lot of things, lingual ain't one of them." Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Kurt Angle had a good one in 2000. "Last week I called Kane 'the Big Red Retard," I apologise - I have a lot of retarded fans out there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep81 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, JohnB said: Kurt Angle had a good one in 2000. "Last week I called Kane 'the Big Red Retard," I apologise - I have a lot of retarded fans out there." "I do. And I wish them well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted November 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 21, 2017 Good old Maggle from Sunday night: "Triple H, the wife of Stephanie McMahon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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