Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 14, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, PunkStep said: Gus, have you read David Thorne's books/website? Plenty of inspiration for you there, especially if you want to wind up some poor fuckers at work. Seconded. 27bslash6 is a great little website - not just for his practical jokes, but his super-sarcastic and absurdist emails. Also Emails From An Asshole is great too, although a lot of them hinge on putting out fake ads or answering real ones. Â Edited September 14, 2017 by Carbomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 14, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 hours ago, PunkStep said: Gus, have you read David Thorne's books/website? Plenty of inspiration for you there, especially if you want to wind up some poor fuckers at work. Â Nah, haven't seen that before. Will take a look, but honestly tend to just wing these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headbanger Mosh Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 On the Ferry to France with the school and a friend wiped his ass with a tissue from a lads packet of tissues and put it back, then he pissed in the same lads Orange Juice aswell. Later that day, the victim was playing football on the deck and kicked his shoe overboard when kicking the ball. He only had one pair of shoes for the whole trip (well half a pair as it would turn out). Bad trip for that fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 That's not pranks and japes, that's cunt bullying behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Yeah, that's just being a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Straying a little off topic, but I miss seeing "TO LET" signs that have been vandalised in the most obvious way: I seem to remember it being a fairly common sight when I was a kid, but it just doesn't seem to happen anymore. The prevalence of CCTV perhaps. Or just living in a more lawful town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 It's great to see the old traditions being upheld. Â The other month, some youths knocked my door and legged it. Â I was so filled with nostalgia that I went and stuck a grumble mag in a hedge in the park. Â (I've probably mentioned this before) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 15, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) I didn't even realise that porn in a bush was a tradition until years after I legitimately found a stash of porn DVDs and mags in a bush in a park as a kid, Keith. Edited September 15, 2017 by SpursRiot2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 The sign for "Dobshill" by me regularly gets changed to "Dobshitt" and it's never not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 16, 2017 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2017 Shitbottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 16, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2017 The Canal Street signs at the gay village in Manchester often get changed to anal treet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted September 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 18, 2017 The street my old place was on was around the corner from a tourist-y place that occasionally held art exhibitions, so there was a sign right outside my house saying "ART EXHIBITION". Don't think it ever lasted a day after being put up before someone had changed it to "FART EXHIBITION". Always made me smile. Â One that's sadly lost, and one of my all-time favourite bits of graffiti, was a sign saying "TO MUSEUM", on which someone had scrawled "THE" between the two words. I just had the mental image of a grammar pedant walking to work past that sign every day, all this pent up rage every time they saw it, until they finally snapped. THE MUSEUM, YOU DICKS. My other two favourite bits of graffiti, incidentally, are a toilet cubicle door in Jersey that has "I LOVE VINCE VAUGHN" carved into it, and the cubicle door in the Coach & Horses in Soho briefly being daubed with "IAN HISLOP IS A CUNT". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 M Khan Is Bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 There's a Penny Hill Lane near where I live and the sign had been changed to Benny Hill Lane in such a manner that not only did it look professional I thought it was the actual name of the road. Got in to an argument with the wife about it and everything. Had to resort to looking on Google maps. They finally changed it a couple of months ago but somehow it had been left untouched for a few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members theironshake Posted September 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 18, 2017 By my nans house in Walsall there is a Hucker road which has been tipexed to an F and in Bilston there is a Lunt road ill leave you to guess whathappened to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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