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Devon Malcolm

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He likes the honey.

 

If that's an Arrested reference, it was "Old Bear" wasn't it?

 

Now I have Gob crying stuck in my head....

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Ugh... "daddy". It's all over Tumblr like a rash — some perverts demanding to be "daddy"/some damaged women wanting to call some pervert "daddy" means all sorts of uncomfortable-sounding shite. Also... "cummies". If I ever heard someone say "cummies" in the real world, I think I'd run away.

 

EDIT - Oh, aye, I'd forgotten about living on the cusp of south yorkshire, and hearing people call each other "owd towel" and "blow broth".

 

They're the fucking worst, especially when they post some cringeworthy commentary over some shitty porn gif which makes them sound like a kiddie rapist.

 

I get Bear all too often but to be fair i do look like a big hairy gayer so it's fair game.

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In Liverpool, you can tell how scummy someone is by how often they use the word "lad" (or the more retarded "la" version).

I was once sat on the train from Kirkdale opposite a guy that was saying "la" two or three times a sentence.

 

"So, I sez, la, I sez to him, don't be like that, la. I mean, la, who does he think he's talking to, la? Right, la?"

 

It was like Chinese water torture.

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Ugh... "daddy". It's all over Tumblr like a rash — some perverts demanding to be "daddy"/some damaged women wanting to call some pervert "daddy" means all sorts of uncomfortable-sounding shite. Also... "cummies". If I ever heard someone say "cummies" in the real world, I think I'd run away.

 

EDIT - Oh, aye, I'd forgotten about living on the cusp of south yorkshire, and hearing people call each other "owd towel" and "blow broth".

 

They're the fucking worst, especially when they post some cringeworthy commentary over some shitty porn gif which makes them sound like a kiddie rapist.

 

I like to think I'm a pretty open minded guy, but I don't understand the appeal of this one, either from a participant or a spectator position.

Am I supposed to think a picture of some girl being choked because she "touched her princess parts without Daddy's permission" is sexy or in some way nice?

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Anyone here watch Sons of Anarchy? This is quite a common one when people say babe, or baby, but the way Gemma Teller in Sons of Anarchy, says 'baby', it is really irritating. 

yep i agree

 

plus Jax's 'Darliyn' winds me right up....but in fairness so does most of the lines he seems to say in every episode 'this can't blow back on the club....'

great show though lol

 

I call my missues Shit arse quite alot, its more habit than a pet name as i also call both my cats shit arses too.

 

but as she points out (not the cat) 'Yep thats what arses are for'

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In Liverpool, you can tell how scummy someone is by how often they use the word "lad" (or the more retarded "la" version).

I was once sat on the train from Kirkdale opposite a guy that was saying "la" two or three times a sentence.

 

"So, I sez, la, I sez to him, don't be like that, la. I mean, la, who does he think he's talking to, la? Right, la?"

 

It was like Chinese water torture.

 

 

Fuck off both of yous. Every male in Liverpool says la, regardless of scumminess. The fucking Beatles used to say it loads (as captured in the fantastic Maysles Brothers' documentary of their first U.S. visit; Wiki).

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