Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 15, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'd take Poppet, or even Poppywops, over Bumblebee, Biffers. Bumblebee instantly demasculates you. For example: Me "Grrr, rarrr, I'm going to gym!" Missus “Okay bumblebee, enjoy!” Me “...” It kind of does a number on your testosterone levels. But in saying that, it’s better than “Fuck off then, you prick, I faked it last night!” Fabulous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 An ex girlfriend would call me "poppet" all the time. What a way to strip me of any semblance of masculinity with one word. Is it less masculine than poor Branquey's "bumblebee" though? I get poppet all the time, I like it. It's evolved into the more bizarre poppet nose which I'm still cool with, I don't feel any less masculine because my girlfriend wants to call me cute things, she's a friendly little lady and it suits her. Although I do melt inside (in a good way) the rare times she calls me the more formal and old fashioned "Darling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Bumbum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 15, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 15, 2014 My ex called me "Baba", verbally stripping me of all masculine hair and brawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 To the chaps who say their pet names are emasculating what's the alternative? I personally don't mind being called poppet nose, I'd think it was weird if my girlfriend was calling me wolfcannon or something as a pet name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Dumpling has always struck me as an odd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 15, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 15, 2014 To the chaps who say their pet names are emasculating what's the alternative? I personally don't mind being called poppet nose, I'd think it was weird if my girlfriend was calling me wolfcannon or something as a pet name. Sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 I dated a girl for a while who enjoyed roleplay based on her father issues, which lead to 'daddy' being an amusing term of endearment. In order to distinguish her real father, she referred to him as 'bio-daddy'. Which was all well and good until she accidentally called him bio-daddy in conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'd take any of the girlfriends' nicknames in the thread so far over what my ex used to call me, which was "bear." Which I used to hear as "you're fat, you're hairy and you smell like you live in the woods." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Big Bear, Honey Bear, Wrestle Bear. Those three are what each of my mum, wife and kids call me. Bears are cool right? Edit- Ha, air_raid's "Bear" post wasn't there when I posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 Bears for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Much better than being a twink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Bears are very common, I reckon. I've been a cheekybear, babybear and yummybear in my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 My missus calls me her "mashpotato" which I've never understood. If you were to compare me physically to any vegetable it'd probably be a string bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Perhaps she's having an affair with UKFF member mashedpotato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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