Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fuck me. It was massive. Legs like Ahmed Johnson and the girth of Omar gigglestick. I've seen Troma films with villains less animated that this bastard. He was shuffing and doing the Brock Lesnar dance and all sorts. Never took a picture of it, because it has just been murdered using David Seamans autobiography. I've never seen anything like it. Never been a Spider-man, but this is a different level of 8 legged twat  Why did this happen? Why now? I thought it was just Daily Star bollocks, but true enough there was one there. In the front room. Watching Sky Sports News as Southampton scored the winner against Sunderland. Upon seeing it, I initially didn't believe it. I'm sure he had a Ben Sherman shirt on, it was so big. It was like when Father Ted saw Todd Unctuous trying to nick the Golden Cleric. This is not on. Anyone else seen one as cartoonishly big as I'm describing here? And were you as big a girl as I was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2014 Was it one of those with a really tiny body and stupid huge legs? I don't remember these kinds of spiders from when I was younger, where have they mutated from? They never seem to have any fucking clue where they're going, completely uncoordinated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 We've been getting them in our house daily for about a fortnight and it never gets any easier to deal with. I jump like a little girl while our three cats massacre the bastard things, then I get the missus to collect the legs and remainder of it's body and flush it down the bog. Hate the fucking things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 23, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2014 Was it one of those with a really tiny body and stupid huge legs? I don't remember these kinds of spiders from when I was younger, where have they mutated from? They never seem to have any fucking clue where they're going, completely uncoordinated. No exaggeration, this is almost exactly how it looked. It wasn't like a normal spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Man up, girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) I've been getting constant massive spiders and daddy long legs in my flat, I saw a spider so big I could clearly make out the pale patterns on it's body & Legs. I don't remember seeing such exotic looking arachnids before. I can't kill them though, I can't kill anything, not even a mosquito, I have to use the glass and postcard technique. Anyway who the fuck named the daddy long legs? Why does an insect have such a silly name? It sounds like something a Victorian child would come up with. Edited September 24, 2014 by Call me Bellend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 How can you not kill mosquitos?? Little fucking pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 24, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2014 Just tried to find out, but google's not being very helpful. There was a novel in 1912 called Daddy Longlegs but it wasn't about spiders... I did, however, find out that they are also known as Gollywhoppers. Gollywhoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Yes, glad I'm not the only one who thinks it. I've had an irrational fear of them ever since two of them gave me a 3D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted September 24, 2014 fantastic picture Ian. Is it intentional that the spider looks like he's putting up is dukes for a fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2014 Man up, girls  You're so shit.  Yeah, mosquitoes can fuck right off. Quite how anyone could show any remorse towards killing them, I don't know. How do you catch one of those cunts in a glass as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2014 I have a horrible, horrible fear of spiders. The problem is, my girlfriend is also afraid of them. We were cooking dinner the other night and a massive one was in the kitchen so we nearly had to abandon food on the stove. Â I had a thread similar to this on here years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2014 Brilliant! Have that gastroenteritis thing, and first genuine laugh out of me in two days amidst an onslaught of puke and scuts. Only Thursday night last week, it was lights out at bedtime and myself and the missus were in bed and I felt something scarper across my forehead and I jumped up, turned the light on, and on the pillow was one of those poxy oversized B-Movie cunts looking at us. Luckily, I’m not afraid of spiders (bats and butterflies, I am terrified of though) so I put it in me hands and threw it out window. It wasn’t the first one either, as a couple days prior to that I was on my knees hoovering the floor, and those bits between the wall and floorboard that I left too much of a gap in when laying the floors in the first place were full of dust, when I saw a massive clusterfuck of leg being dragged into the hoover. And to think the Aussies deal with this shite daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I have a horrible, horrible fear of spiders. The problem is, my girlfriend is also afraid of them. We were cooking dinner the other night and a massive one was in the kitchen so we nearly had to abandon food on the stove. Â I had a thread similar to this on here years ago. I'm with you here. I can't even get near one with a glass/postcard. If I see one in my bedroom then I'm sleeping downstairs. Think I might try putting some conkers around the house this year - anything has to be worth a punt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Got out of bed last week and saw a huge spider scuttle out from under the covers. I haven't slept since. The depressing thing is, it's the first living thing I've had in my bed for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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