Impact wrestling thread - It's a Don West tribute thread now!

[PunkStep]

How much do TNA shows/tapings draw? ICW and Progress probably outdo them for a start.

[PowerButchi]

They don't "draw" per se, I'd argue, as people don't pay to get into them.

[PunkStep]

Well yes, that's true. Which is even more mental when you consider that their attendances are lower than paying BritWres shows.

[Liam O'Rourke]

If TNA dies, I want to do a podcast where people send in their eulogies.

[tiger_rick]

With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked

I'm sorry to hear that your company finally croaked

 

You lived a Russo-rific life on your own terms.

Soon you'll be buried and eaten by worms

[Gus Mears]

Guard birds and arses that Shark-Boy had bitten.

Barbed wire trees and what Russo had written.

Bald-headed midgets, who wanked off in bins.

Impact at one point showed all of these things.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Gus Mears

[tiger_rick]

When Abyss fights, when Cheex breaks rings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember they created Claire Lynch

And then I don't feel so bad

[Ladiesman345]

Jeffrey Hardy

 

Knew how to party

 

Too many pills

 

Made him look ills

 

He had a load

 

At Victory Road

 

And then he had a lot of legal problems, because the bloody drugs. Meaning he couldn't travel abroad with TNA. Which was annoying.

[PunkStep]

I'm going to try and appeal to the Puro lovers like air_raid by doing a Haiku instead:

 

Impact wrestling...

the following match is a reverse battle royal

load of old shit

[PowerButchi]

Not an eulogy, just a poem.

 

We're sorry that your partner died, and to prove we give a damn,

Look inside the box we sent, we've enclosed a christmas ham.

Edited September 27, 2016 by PowerButchi

[IANdrewDiceClay]

Jesse Sorenson broke his neck, we didnt pay for his medical bills.

His mother went bankrupt. We're cunts.

[PowerButchi]

Taylor Wilde was the champ, "So she's rich!" I hear you tut.

But fuck all is next to what she was paid, so worked at Sunglasses Hut.

Edited September 27, 2016 by PowerButchi

[tiger_rick]

Once there was Goldilocks and three bears.

The bears didn't eat Goldilocks alive.

The bears are cunts.

[Jon-Carr_92]

Our Carter who art in Nashville

Six Sided Rings be thy name

Claire Lynch wil come. Reverse Battle Royals won,

In the Impact Zone as it is in The Hardy Compound

Give Bram this day, his Multi Year Deal

And Forgive us Victory Road 2011

As we forgive those who brought you Sharmell v Jenna Morrasco

Lead us not into Dixieland Matches

But deliver us from Cheex

For thine is the King Of The Mountain Match,

The Monsters Ball & The Bound For Glory, forever and ever

 

DELETE!

[Ladiesman345]

Tits ,Nockers, Arse

 

Fan's were pretty sparse