Impact wrestling thread - It's a Don West tribute thread now!

[Mr.E]

Didn't Nigel McGuinness get a job in a corner shop whilst with tna?

[Keith Houchen]

Didn't Nigel McGuinness get a job in a corner shop whilst with tna?

He got the sack because he instinctively kept doing stupid headstands on the roof and jumping off face first as hard as he could.

[tiger_rick]

Text from wrestleuk: He says the fact the UKFF wants to advertise on POP is proof that TNA is bigger than WWE, The Beatles, Elvis and Lindsay Dawn McKenzie.

[Guest]

Aren't the gooseberries in the Galloway story piles? Keep seeing shit mentioned

[seanz25]

Can we somehow get the Galloway piles story incorporated into the advert?

Edited April 13, 2016 by seanz25

[DavidB6937]

Hope Adam Bowler doesn't get wind of how cheap this is.

[Sergio Mendacious]

I'd go with a UKFF version of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

[chokeout]

Can we do a UKFF version of 'We are the world'?Butch gets a spoken word solo, obviously.

[Linus]

Can we do a UKFF version of 'We are the world'?

 

"There's a choice we're making... not to watch TNA"

[seanz25]

Can we do a UKFF version of 'We are the world'?Butch gets a spoken word solo, obviously.

 

Personally think Billy's 'It's still rock and roll to me' would be easier to change the lyrics to;

 

"What's the matter with the TV we've been producing?

Can't you tell we're just waiting to die?"

 

You could change the 2nd line to "Can't you tell we're just biding our time" if fit's better.

 

Obviously the chorus is simply "it's still TNA to me"

Edited April 14, 2016 by seanz25

[DavidB6937]

I'd go with one of those multi-head videos where everyone sings in a different key/does different parts. All of us dressed as Bossman singing his theme.

[King Pitcos]

How many fivers would it cost to license all of these songs?

[Tommy!]

Just put you in a sting mask and show you flushing a toilet for 30 seconds it is then.

 

You can hold a fork, natch.

Edited April 14, 2016 by Tommy!

[seanz25]

How many fivers would it cost to license all of these songs?

Parody laws I believe mean it would cost us a grand total of fuck all.

 

I do like Tommy's idea though. I'd prefer if Sting turns round at the end of the advert with a huge grin on his face for a UKFF logo to appear in the middle though.

[cobra_gordo]

The ad should be 30 seconds of Dynamite Kid being forced to watch TNA and not being able to reach the Sky remote to change the channel. Davey Richards to do the voiceover.