DCW Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Punk giving the inch to late 30's Lita is a big step down from the likes of Maria and Kelly.She must be proper filth in the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I should preface this by saying that I bloody love CM Punk. Â That said, you'd guess every profession other than pro-wrestler by looking at that picture wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 26, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 26, 2013 Matt Hardy probably would have got more a push for calling Vince a cunt for sacking him and going fucking ape about it and fighting him on it. Vince works strange that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2013 Punk giving the inch to late 30's Lita is a big step down from the likes of Maria and Kelly.She must be proper filth in the sack. Â She's very "alternative" though, and into all the same non-conformist bands and tattooing yourself that he is. Much better fit for him than Maria and Kelly who are much further toward the "normal" end of the spectrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 26, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 26, 2013 But he does probably have to pretend to like her rubbish band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 In return, though, she probably has to pretend to like his shitty insider jokes all the live long day. Â Lita; 'hey, Hun, is chicken and veg okay?' Â CM Punk; 'yeah, but remember to put the chicken on top...because in this world, the white meat ALWAYS has to come out on top...' Â Lita; 'Good one, babe, you should put that one in a promo...shithead....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 26, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 26, 2013 CM Punk's dealing with El Dandy's sloppy seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted April 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2013 I was under the impression that they were dating at one point but are just mates now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) CM Punk's dealing with El Dandy's sloppy seconds. She let Roadkill fuck her by all accounts. Fucking Roadkill. She was passed around like an old rag in Mexico, as you can imagine. She's a right tramp by the looks of things. Not like thats a surprise or anything. But a lot of women in wrestling are. If you aren't shagging someone on the roster, you aren't much of anything. That's why its funny when people get on Michelle McCool's case. 90% of women have shagged about to get someone to go to bat for them. Edited April 26, 2013 by IANdrewDiceClay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 26, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 26, 2013 The thought of Los Fabulousos Eiffel Towering Lita brings a tear of joy to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) We know for a fact she didn't sleep with Super Porky. Anyone who's slept with that specimen of a man doesn't then stoop to CM Punk. Edited April 26, 2013 by Vamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) Is that 100% fact? It wouldn't shock me if Super Porky diddled her. He's a full on hardcase with gangland connections and name value. He has questionable facial hair that attracted her to Edge, baggy eyes that CM Punk is famous for and the sexy physique of MattHardyBrand. And he could keep you save at night and then give you something to cuddle in to. Imagine if Matt Hardy tweeted about her? He'd be round the Manhattan Centre for the next ROH show with a blade. "Have a bit of that love". Edited April 26, 2013 by IANdrewDiceClay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The amount of real men that have slung one up her, you'd think Punk would have to have one hell of a, erm...spoon to stir that porridge. Â I bet he hasn't. Â I bet he rummages around, lost like a pig in a maths test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2013 The amount of real men that have slung one up her, you'd think Punk would have to have one hell of a, erm...spoon to stir that porridge. Â Punk's a veteran. Don't forget he paid his dues with the Daffneys, Becky Baylesses and Traci Brookseses of the Indy circuit before moving onto anything even loosely resembling the word "Diva." Me and my mate used to joke while he was hopping from Lita to Maria to Beth and so on that should he ever bump genitals with Melina, that the resulting STI mushroom cloud would give everybody within a three mile radius full blown incurable super jungle monkey double bad AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankCastle Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The amount of real men that have slung one up her, you'd think Punk would have to have one hell of a, erm...spoon to stir that porridge. Â Punk's a veteran. Don't forget he paid his dues with the Daffneys, Becky Baylesses and Traci Brookseses of the Indy circuit before moving onto anything even loosely resembling the word "Diva." Me and my mate used to joke while he was hopping from Lita to Maria to Beth and so on that should he ever bump genitals with Melina, that the resulting STI mushroom cloud would give everybody within a three mile radius full blown incurable super jungle monkey double bad AIDS. Â That last sentence is perhaps one of the funniest I've ever read. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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