Paid Members Nexus Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 Chris Brown fans are terrible. Give me One Direction or Bieber fans over them any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Whitehall didn't get in? Knew I should have voted :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 In fairness, Whitehall isn't as bad these days. Think people opinions of him have changed slightly due to good turns in Fresh Meat and Bad Education, maybe to a lesser extent A League of Their Own. I for one couldn't stand the prick but i can actually tolerate him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Where can I find these people?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 A few discussions of Jack Whitehall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm interested in Magnum's Girls Aloud fitness rankings now. I'd have her fourth, personally.WalshHardingTweedyRoberts CoyleRankings based on consistency of fitness. At all of their peaks, Harding tops it, but Calum Best ruined her, the selfish balding cunt. Admittedly my low ranking of Coyle is controversial, but the combination of twig legs and her baritone speaking voice are a massive turn-off for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 That's a decent ranking, I have to say. I'd go:-HardingWalshCoyleTweedyRobertsNothing against the ginger one, there is something about her, but she is a bit like the Barry from Four Lions in the group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 29, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2012 Walsh first, by a country mile.CoyleRobertsHardingAIDSCole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 29, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) Sod it, I'm going to give you one more tonight. I've worked out a schedule for the countdown which should result in the final twats being revealed on Thursday 8th November (I'm off to visit the girlfriend for the weekend on the 9th, and a three day interruption just wouldn't be right for all you loyal readers, ha ha).  So, with that being said, here's your last one for today, and all being well, you can expect another four twats (a twat-tet?) tomorrow.     DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities     27 Joey Barton (New entry)     What's he famous for? It's supposed to be football.   And you think he's a twat because... Probably that whole prison-sentence, suspended-sentence, charged-three-times-with-violent-conduct stuff (which all actually happened, so Wikipedia tells me). "Violent thug. Enough said," according to The Natural (voted #4). But is it enough? Not for Nexus (voted #7), who elaborates: "Thug. Retarded Tweeter. Moron. Twatdonkey. Shithead. I despise him." Ronnie (voted #1), who considers Barton "a thug and wholly unrepentant at that," cannot disagree. He continues, "He's even higher on the list than he would otherwise be because his prominence highlights the immorality of the football world at large: he's a time-tested troublemaker who should be shunned, yet when he commits some act that causes him to be unviable at Club A, Club B immediately comes and snaps him up, after which he predictably implodes and Club C then gives him a lucrative contract."  A sad state of affairs. But what to do about it? Gladstone Small (voted #10) has an idea. "Now," he tells Joey, "fuck off."   Twat tweet! Barton's famous for his tweeting, there's far too many to choose from and I have not the will nor the fortitude to trawl through his entire feed. Needless to say, there have been some classics. Follow him, you know you want to.   And we're obliged to ask... does he have shit on the market? Not much, to be honest. But according to Amazon, he has a book coming out next year...   Twat Stat! Barton is the first of four currently-active footballers to make this year's Twatlist. Can you guess the other three?   Was he voted Top Twat? Yes. Step forward, Ronnie.   And so to summarise, Joey Barton is worse than: Only getting one fucking number on the Euromillions. Or being attacked in Liverpool city centre, or something. Edited October 29, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 Frankie gets it almost bang on. Everyone else- stop doing Girls Aloud drastically wrong!Makes you realise that compared to Girls Aloud and Spice Girls, The Saturdays really are bloody gorgeous aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Frankie gets it almost bang on. Everyone else- stop doing Girls Aloud drastically wrong!Makes you realise that compared to Girls Aloud and Spice Girls, The Saturdays really are bloody gorgeous aren't they?You can't put Girls Aloud in the same category as the Spice Girls. Even as a sex-starved 15-year old (as opposed to a sex-starved 21-year old when Girls Aloud came onto the scene), I realised that the Spice Girls were rancid. Geri Haliwell and Victoria Beckham were the fucking pin-ups of the group, for crying out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 Very true, but at the time it didn't even dawn on me how rank they were. Looking back, other than Baby I'd pass up the others (in a manner of speaking). Perhaps Geri if I were half-cut and in need of some filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 LMFAO don't make the chart for not doing anything slightly redeeming, but Joey Barton does for handing Man City the title? Fackin Bolsheht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) Twat Stat!Barton is the first of four currently-active footballers to make this year's Twatlist. Can you guess the other three?Confident two of them are John Terry and Ashley Cole. Luis Suarez, the third. Edited October 29, 2012 by The Natural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2012 That Barton picture sums him right up to a tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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