Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 26, 2012 Paid Members Posted October 26, 2012 I had to look up who that is. Is she shite at music, then? Because I could quite happily look at pictures of her for a good 25 minutes in a row, I reckon.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 26, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) I had to look up who that is. Is she shite at music, then? Because I could quite happily look at pictures of her for a good 25 minutes in a row, I reckon. She's very nice to look at, and her speaking voice is quite lovely too. The music itself would be inoffensive if she didn't put on a ridiculous singing voice that ruins everything about her, my ears, and life in general. Every single I sound is changed to oy, so that a chorus of one song ends up sounding like: And you singing the song thinking this is the loyfe And you wake up in the morning and your head feels twoyce the soyze where you gonna go, where you gonna sleep tonoyght? Which admittedly doesn't look too awful but it's obviously something she does deliberately and intentionally, it gets right on my tits and I wish she wouldn't do it because she'd actually be okay if it wasn't for that one extremely irrittating thing. Edited October 26, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator
Forrest Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 I went to school with Amy McDonald. I'll have my list in when I can think of another 3.
The Natural Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) I went to school with Amy McDonald. I'll have my list in when I can think of another 3. Keith Vaz and John Terry for two spots . Edited October 26, 2012 by The Natural
Magnum Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 I don't mind Amy McDonald, I think the pronunciation works reasonably well with her folky style of music. As affectations go, it's certainly not as bad as Adele's need to end every word with a vowel. Still trying to work out what a 'Skifoe' and a 'Crumboah' are.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 27, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 27, 2012 Last weekend of voting, so here's a Twat Stat: over 150 different celebrities have been nominated to date... That's a record! Two days left!
The Natural Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Last weekend of voting, so here's a Twat Stat: over 150 different celebrities have been nominated to date... That's a record! Two days left! Twat Stat made me chuckle.
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted October 27, 2012 Paid Members Posted October 27, 2012 I'd love lots of Twat Stats and Twat Facts to accompany the list.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 27, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 27, 2012 I'd love lots of Twat Stats and Twat Facts to accompany the list. I'll see what I can do...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 28, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 28, 2012 I'd love lots of Twat Stats and Twat Facts to accompany the list. I'll see what I can do... ... Actually, on further thought, I'm not sure how well Twat Facts will go down. I'd fear it could open itself up more to 'I heard that's or 'What about that time when's and that sort of thing. But we'll see. Similarly, I've thought about doing Twat Tweets - but I'm not sure how many of the current list even have Twitter, let alone write anything on it that's usable. Anyway. LAST DAY OF VOTING TODAY! if you haven't got your lists in yet, do it! Do it today!
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 28, 2012 Paid Members Posted October 28, 2012 Similarly, I've thought about doing Twat Tweets - but I'm not sure how many of the current list even have Twitter, let alone write anything on it that's usable. I've probably shared this with you before, but here's a tweet from someone from last years list. I hope he features again this year, fucking inbred bellend. "WTF is wiv da weather? Its snowin n fukin sunny at tha same tym LOL"
The Natural Posted October 28, 2012 Posted October 28, 2012 Similarly, I've thought about doing Twat Tweets - but I'm not sure how many of the current list even have Twitter, let alone write anything on it that's usable. I've probably shared this with you before, but here's a tweet from someone from last years list. I hope he features again this year, fucking inbred bellend. "WTF is wiv da weather? Its snowin n fukin sunny at tha same tym LOL" I'll have a guess, Dappy.
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 28, 2012 Paid Members Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Edited October 28, 2012 by air_raid
The Natural Posted October 28, 2012 Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Thanks. I think Dappy will make the countdown again. Edited October 28, 2012 by The Natural
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 28, 2012 Paid Members Posted October 28, 2012 I'm sure spelling time as 'tym' saved him so much time and effort so he could have more 'tym' to concentrate on his fantastic music. When did people stop learning how to fucking speak and spell properly?
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