Paid Members neil's bitch Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 Why on earth would she assume that? I guess because I'm the only bloke she's been with who has taken a dump in front of her. You take a dump, in front of your mrs? WHY ?
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 I imagine she was having a bath, big Steve had a turtles head & curling one in the garden wasn't an option?
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 I imagine she was having a bath, big Steve had a turtles head & curling one in the garden wasn't an option? Just that phrase made me laugh a bit
Richie Freebird Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Is anyone that lazy that they sit down for a piss?
Steve Justice Posted November 4, 2011 Author Posted November 4, 2011 When you're in a loving relationship like me, you can walk in on your partners whilst they are taking a dump in order to obtain something from the bathroom that you can't be bothered to wait for. However, if I really need a piss and she's already on the loo, she refuses to let me piss between her legs and into the toilet. Which is why when we move house, we're going to get one with two toilets. Is anyone that lazy that they sit down for a piss? If I'm really tired/drunk and it's dark, yes.
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 However, if I really need a piss and she's already on the loo, she refuses to let me piss between her legs and into the toilet. Which is why when we move house, we're going to get one with two toilets. Selfish cow!
Dai Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Speaking of Japanese toilets, here is the one I had in my hotel there: Rubbish picture, so cant make out (and cant remember) what the big square in the middle did. The built in bidet would eliminate all this talk of arse wiping standing up/sitting down, too.
Steve Justice Posted November 4, 2011 Author Posted November 4, 2011 However, if I really need a piss and she's already on the loo, she refuses to let me piss between her legs and into the toilet. Which is why when we move house, we're going to get one with two toilets. Selfish cow! I know. I'm having to move house just to take a piss.
Richie Freebird Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Is anyone that lazy that they sit down for a piss? If I'm really tired/drunk and it's dark, yes. Aye, it
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 I regularly sit down to piss, but I'm a lazy fucker. I can't understand the logic in wiping your arse standing up. As a hairy bumcracked gentlemen, for me it would squash all the shit against the hair, get all tangled and I'd probably have to wait for it to dry so I could cut it out with scissors or something. My lady once walked into the bathroom while I was taking a dump and got her toothbrush out, I told her I was taking care of business but she didn't seem too bothered about the turd currently coming out of my anus and I actually had to order her out the room. She's a strange one.
cobra_gordo Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Is anyone that lazy that they sit down for a piss? If I'm really tired/drunk and it's dark, yes. Aye, it Edited November 4, 2011 by cobra_gordo
Philo_Vance Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 I tend to sit down for a piss if it's early morning or late night/during the night purely because the extractor fan in my bathroom is really loud and stays on for 45 minutes, so rather than turning the light on, setting it off, and then being unable to sleep, I piss in pitch darkness by reversing towards the lav and sitting. Also sometimes if I'm hungover.
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 I can't understand the logic in wiping your arse standing up. As a hairy bumcracked gentlemen, for me it would squash all the shit against the hair, get all tangled and I'd probably have to wait for it to dry so I could cut it out with scissors or something. I think when people are referring to 'standing up' they actually mean raising themselves up off the seat as opposed to actually standing straight up. Personally I get a load of toilet paper in my left hand, raise myself off the seat but still in a hunched/seated position to avoid cheek clenching, place my empty right hand on my right cheek & splay my cheeks a little...not a gape, just a little more encouragement to ensure a thorough wipe.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 4, 2011 Is anyone that lazy that they sit down for a piss? If I'm really tired/drunk and it's dark, yes. Aye, it
Steve Justice Posted November 4, 2011 Author Posted November 4, 2011 I can't understand the logic in wiping your arse standing up. As a hairy bumcracked gentlemen, for me it would squash all the shit against the hair, get all tangled and I'd probably have to wait for it to dry so I could cut it out with scissors or something. I think when people are referring to 'standing up' they actually mean raising themselves up off the seat as opposed to actually standing straight up. Personally I get a load of toilet paper in my left hand, raise myself off the seat but still in a hunched/seated position to avoid cheek clenching, place my empty right hand on my right cheek & splay my cheeks a little...not a gape, just a little more encouragement to ensure a thorough wipe. This is my process, minus the parting of cheeks.
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