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Steve Justice

Men & The Toilet Seat

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I have to say, I'm not sure I really believe that that story wasn't just made up. I really can't understand how anyone could get themselves in that much of a state. And who on earth carries piss-bottles so they don't have to piss in someone else's lav? Is that common? I don't mean on a tour bus or something where it's a sensible idea, but as a daily thing to do? Nuh uh, not right.

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Also, I had a go at wiping whilst sitting down the other day and found I used roughly the same amount of toilet paper, so I'll stick to my usual routine on that one.

 

Incidentally, you know how occasionally you go into a public toilet and there's shit just splattered everywhere in the bowl, a 360 degree splatter including above the rim? I'd always wondered how that was even possible.

 

Until today - I sneezed violently during a shit.

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Incidentally, you know how occasionally you go into a public toilet and there's shit just splattered everywhere in the bowl, a 360 degree splatter including above the rim? I'd always wondered how that was even possible.

 

Until today - I sneezed violently during a shit.

 

I hope you didn't blow your O-ring out. :laugh:

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