Steve Justice Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) This has the potential to back fire on me (lol), but whilst having a discussion at work, it turns out I'm the only one that prefers to have the toilet seat up and to sit on the porcelain seat when going for a dump. I'm reaching out to any other male person who also prefers it this way. It's basically a comfort thing. I'm not the slimmest in the world, but I'm not exactly fat either. Plus when I was a teenager, I was a rake and still sat on the porcelain seat rather than the plastic seat. I find the plastic seat cuts into my skin and it's uncomfortable. Am I really the only one? Edited November 3, 2011 by Steve Justice
Doog Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Im the same Steve. Never sit on the actual seat. Never have from what I can recall. Just feels so much comfortable all round IMO.
EdgarTheSlouch Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 This has the potential to back fire on me (lol), but whilst having a discussion at work, it turns out I'm the only one that prefers to have the toilet seat up and to sit on the porcelin seat when going for a dump. I'm reaching out to any other male person who also prefers it this way. It's basically a comfort thing. I'm not the slimest in the world, but I'm not exactly fat either. Plus when I was a teenager, I was a rake and still sat on the porcelin seat rather than the plastic seat. I find the plastic seat cuts into my skin and it's uncomfortable. Am I really the only one? No idea mate. I just thought the topic title sounded like some really crap/ironic modern day indie band
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 3, 2011 Moderators Posted November 3, 2011 This has the potential to back fire on me (lol), but whilst having a discussion at work, it turns out I'm the only one that prefers to have the toilet seat up and to sit on the porcelain seat when going for a dump. I'm reaching out to any other male person who also prefers it this way. It's basically a comfort thing. I'm not the slimmest in the world, but I'm not exactly fat either. Plus when I was a teenager, I was a rake and still sat on the porcelain seat rather than the plastic seat. I find the plastic seat cuts into my skin and it's uncomfortable. Am I really the only one? WHAT THE FUCK
Doog Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Is it really that weird to not sit on the actual seat then?! I've never really thought about it before because I just pull the seat up and sit down without even thinking nowadays.
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 That's fucking twisted, SJ. And what would one's girth have to do with anything? I'm a fat cunt, but I'm never sitting on the porcelain - it's just. Shit. Social niceties. I need a coffee.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 This has the potential to back fire on me (lol), but whilst having a discussion at work, it turns out I'm the only one that prefers to have the toilet seat up and to sit on the porcelain seat when going for a dump. I'm reaching out to any other male person who also prefers it this way. It's basically a comfort thing. I'm not the slimmest in the world, but I'm not exactly fat either. Plus when I was a teenager, I was a rake and still sat on the porcelain seat rather than the plastic seat. I find the plastic seat cuts into my skin and it's uncomfortable. Am I really the only one? WHAT THE FUCK This x 10. Complete insanity.
Steve Justice Posted November 3, 2011 Author Posted November 3, 2011 Is it really that weird to not sit on the actual seat then?! I've never really thought about it before because I just pull the seat up and sit down without even thinking nowadays. Well that's what I thought. But apparently not. Fuck you all. I go for comfort all the time.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 Is it really that weird to not sit on the actual seat then?! I've never really thought about it before because I just pull the seat up and sit down without even thinking nowadays. Well that's what I thought. But apparently not. Fuck you all. I go for comfort all the time. If it's more comfortable for you to sit on the thin, freezing sodding cold porcelain rim then you're doing it wrong!
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 It's fucking cold, and you're just that much closer to shit. Even worse here, as I swear a lot of bogs hang closer to the water mark.
Steve Justice Posted November 3, 2011 Author Posted November 3, 2011 Another question has arisen. Do wipe your arse back to front (i.e. arm between your legs and wipe top of crack to balls) or front to back (i.e. arm around the side and wipe bottom of crack to top of crack)? I do the latter, someone in the office does the former. Legit. Shitty balls.
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 I was fully expecting this to be a thread about the old men vs women, leaving the seat up vs leaving it down etc......then I find this fucking horror show. What is wrong with you Justice? It's called a toilet SEAT, the clue is in the name. You disgust me
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 ....you fucking creepy bastard. The porcelain rim is freezing cold, rock hard, flat, and in a work toilet means you could be sitting on all kinds of pubes, bum crust, shit and specks of piss. The plastic seating is intentionally shaped for a human buttock. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 You've redeemed yourself somewhat, Steve - the latter is the only way, the former is a fucking communist plot to give us all shitty balls. What am I supposed to do, tell the wife that she should go anywhere near shitty balls?
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 3, 2011 Another question has arisen. Do wipe your arse back to front (i.e. arm between your legs and wipe top of crack to balls) or front to back (i.e. arm around the side and wipe bottom of crack to top of crack)? I do the latter, someone in the office does the former. Legit. Shitty balls. I'm seriously worried about your toilet habits, Steve. No-one should be worried about shitty balls. If they are then there are other issues they need to attend to first!
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