Keith Houchen Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Quality one-liner from fellow off-topic emperor Waterboy:-Â Anyone know how/where to get Carling Cup Final tickets, or apply for them? My mate is an Arsenal fan so we fancy going, are there any on general sale or do you have to do it directly through the club? http://twitter.com/robbieearle Yeah that gave me a good chuckle too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted January 27, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 I enjoyed this: Â I am from Northern Ireland, born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, And all shooting rubber bullets outside of the school, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight with the IRA, Mam said 'You're moving with your auntie and Uncle in Coleraine' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ronnie Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 A couple of people in the thread commented on how good the following comment was, but nobody's nominated it. I certainly enjoyed it: Â One of the few prominent women in a male-dominated industry gets bumped because of Richard Keys. It's what he would have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I enjoyed this:Â I am from Northern Ireland, born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, And all shooting rubber bullets outside of the school, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight with the IRA, Mam said 'You're moving with your auntie and Uncle in Coleraine' Â I just came in to nominate that, top notch stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 I enjoyed this:Â I am from Northern Ireland, born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, And all shooting rubber bullets outside of the school, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight with the IRA, Mam said 'You're moving with your auntie and Uncle in Coleraine' I just came in to nominate that, top notch stuff. Thirded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 I enjoyed this:Â I am from Northern Ireland, born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, And all shooting rubber bullets outside of the school, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight with the IRA, Mam said 'You're moving with your auntie and Uncle in Coleraine' I just came in to nominate that, top notch stuff. Thirded. Â Fourthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 Fifthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 Sixthththtththed however the fuck you spell it  I came here specifically to nominate that one, great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Seventhd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 29, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 29, 2011 Yeah, 8 x votes for the above.  Anyway, freaky hit one with this:  joe is from Samoa hes allowed to be fat  I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do, he's Samoan. Very well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Yeah, highly original stuff there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Yeah, highly original stuff there. Â Indeed, I'm pretty sure I seen that exact same joke on here not that long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 This one should be a candidate, I think - it's good to hear about good things happening in a depressed world. Who'd have thought a thread started by Dynamite Duane would get such good responses? A couple of weeks before Christmas i found 400 quid in cash lying on the floor in my local Asda. It was first thing in morning and shop was practically empty. I took it to the customer service desk straight away and handed it in. They took my details should they need to contact me and a couple of hours later a wee old man phoned to thank me for handing it in. Turns out he had lifted his pension and was shopping for his grandkids etc and it fell out his pocket when he went for a hankie. Not once did i think about keeping it. Poor auld bugger would have been gutted losing that kinda cash so near Xmas. I'm more happy he got it back.Although my mates did rib me for being so honest. That is a good post, only let down a little by the inclusion of wrestling "code" in the description of how his mates reacted. You've been watching too many Shoot interviews. Ribbing isn't a wrestling term in the slightest....it's American, feel free to slate him for using an American term though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 30, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2011 I liked this one from Zebra Kid Mark in the 'Starting Wrestling Training' thread.  Context here: http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=124190  Hey guys, in similar news I'm going to be training at FCW tomorrow, hoping to impress a few people and maybe catch the WWE's eye if you will. EDIT: What the fuck? It's in Florida, no thank you. I'll stay here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted January 31, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 31, 2011 Nominating this from Chris B: Â Â People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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