Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 My thoughts having gone through this thread are as follows:Â That is a seriously tragic hairline for a 26 year old. And I'm ginger FFS. Also, someone re-post a pic of the girl in question. Â Â Â Â There is the child in question. Â Â Ashley Cole's cardy is hilarious. Â I gotta say though, I do own a pink vest. A red bandana got in the wash with a wifebeater. I don't wear that shit out of the house though, but if I did it would undoubtedly still make your bitches wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh the pic of her is still there? I couldn't find it. I was looking for the creepy ones where he's forcing himself upon her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 fucksake, I posted a pic of me, i could've been with any chick, it's not a massive deal, ppl asked, i told, you may want to believe it, you may not, whatever, but theres nothing but love and friendship between us. game over. Have you actually posted any photos of you together? Of course he has, hence the discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Midas, if you're so comfortable with her, read this thread with her, I'm sure she'd love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh the pic of her is still there? I couldn't find it. I was looking for the creepy ones where he's forcing himself upon her   The one of them together was somewhere in the Post a Pic of Yourself thread, but that thread is way too big to go rooting around in. This one is from the 'iconic images' thread.  Just noticed the filename also; does no favours for the "I don't want to fuck her" argument..... just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Shes OK, if I was 20 again I wouldnt be ashamed either... oh, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Some questions for Midas  What is her preferred pubic do? Is she long or short sighted? Did she go to Specsavers? Do you own a pair of binoculars? Do you possess a pair of her underwear? If so, when did you steal them, where from, and do they smell nice? How many kisses does she put at the end of her texts?  and of course  Would you let her shit on your chin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh the pic of her is still there? I couldn't find it. I was looking for the creepy ones where he's forcing himself upon her The one of them together was somewhere in the Post a Pic of Yourself thread, but that thread is way too big to go rooting around in. He's removed it. It was there earlier when I was throwing away minutes of my life by looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself.  No'one's jealous of you though, Most people would rather get knob Cancer than look like you.  why attack me then? why attack her?  gotta be some driving force behind it, and the only reason I can think of is flat out jealousy, you can't have what I've got, so you try to destroy it, it's the playground mentality of a 5 year old whose classmate brought a new toy to school that he wants - break it so he can't enjoy it either.  Because you're a complete and utter fuckwit. Its not a case of jealousy, you are the fucking joke. Its probably best that you have delusions of grandeur otherwise you'd no doubt degenerate in a dribbling mess at the state of yourself. You talk about playground mentality, your whole 'we love each other, fuck you all we'll always be together' mentality screams of a 15 year old kid, not a 26 year old man. You can keep your scenester little sister and Ill see you in 6 months time when the 'she doesnt love me anymore' posts appears because shes grown the fuck up. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'd sniff the skidmarks off Cheryl Cole's toilet bowl like I was Tony Montana... I hate the generic celeb crushes, but there's something about that Cole/Tweedy one that makes me want to better myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh the pic of her is still there? I couldn't find it. I was looking for the creepy ones where he's forcing himself upon her   The one of them together was somewhere in the Post a Pic of Yourself thread, but that thread is way too big to go rooting around in. This one is from the 'iconic images' thread.  Just noticed the filename also; does no favours for the "I don't want to fuck her" argument..... just saying.  FFS, what a freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Just noticed the filename also; does no favours for the "I don't want to fuck her" argument..... just saying.  http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/Mrm...mmmmmmmmmmm.jpg  Subtle, Mr. Midas. Subtle.  As for the girl, it's fairly hard to rate her true attractiveness with the "Black and white Facebook profile pose" photo there, but to me she looks younger than 18. And Midas, you look older than 26. When the pair of you are out together, folks probably think it's a deadbeat dad's day for access to his little girl.  And as you're from Sheffield, that's not an uncommon scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Unrequited love is the best sort of love though. It's the love that inspires poety, music, works of art, great acts of heroism, and well as the odd bout of wanking into a pink vest of course. Â I think everyone should have to go through the emotions of being desperate to nail a good friend, it's happened to us all. It makes actually falling in love and having it reciprocal all the more meaningful. In my case, the girl in question was in my band, and so I had to share hotel rooms with her, have her parade around in front of me in her undies asking my opinion, lots of hugs and kisses of course, and be a shoulder to cry on when her arsehole of a boyfriend treated her like shit. She was, of course, fucking gorgeous. Â I wrote some of my best material out of that, plus had a few incredibly fantastic wanks off the back of it. Still do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Honestly, everyone's being rather unfair to Midas here. He only posted a picture and everyone's gone right off the deep end attacking him for it. Â Now with that said, when do I get my turn with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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