Paid Members FLips Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) Fuck me, I went on FM2010 for not even an hour (Middlesbrough are shit, no matter who you sign) and this has proper escalated. It's hilarious but really harsh. I'd just like to say though if I ever have a daughter, if she reached 18, had 5 boyfriends of that type of caliber and was best mates with a 27 year old (whether he looked like a paedo and wore her clothes or not) i'd stop her leaving the house until she got sense. Â EDIT: Whoever said about Uni was bang on too. Edited July 16, 2010 by TripleA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Has he changed his sig yet Seven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 What does purplemonkeydiswasher look like? I can only recall seeing him in chicken suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hey, this could explain the age thing... Â Mr Midas, is she close to her father? I'm guessing that she's using you as a surrogate father figure. Â Luckily, this could lead to that sweet, sweet piece of jailbait ass that we all know you're after. Just start throwing in phrases like 'who's the daddy?', and after a while, subtly change it to 'who's your daddy?'. Before long, I guarantee you'll end up in confused, tearful and reproachful sex with her. Â Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What does purplemonkeydiswasher look like? I can only recall seeing him in chicken suit. Â He's a handsome bastard. The bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hey, this could explain the age thing... Mr Midas, is she close to her father? I'm guessing that she's using you as a surrogate father figure.  Luckily, this could lead to that sweet, sweet piece of jailbait ass that we all know you're after. Just start throwing in phrases like 'who's the daddy?', and after a while, subtly change it to 'who's your daddy?'. Before long, I guarantee you'll end up in confused, tearful and reproachful sex with her.  Good luck.  Now I can't get Midas in his pink number thrusting and going "who's your daddy" out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I swear man, you look at least 35. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) COME ON! That's horrible. Â It's like the new goatse or something.. Â Â Hold up.. Midas, can you please confirm that you don't have some kind of disability or legitimate medical deformity and that it's alright for me to be grossed out by how ugly you are? Â Cheers, Â Chester Edited July 16, 2010 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 If it wasn't so obvious and cliche, a photoshop contest would be a top idea for that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. Â whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Shoes Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself. Â Fair enough. Â So, who would you let shit on your chin? Everybody has one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I've actually just spent 10 minutes hunting through the picture thread for a photo of "Megan". Turns out, she's not even good looking, I thought we were talking about the Buzz Lightyear girl. Â I want her. And that 10 minutes of my life back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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