Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Come on guys, Midas doesn't even fancy that girl, he's into little boys, I have photographic evidence  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I haven't even seen a picture of this friend so I don't think I could be jealous. Mind you, I am 19 and chubby and hairy so I could be in with a shot don't you think? I mean, it's only a year between me and her where was with you and her it's about 16 years or so. Â Is she going to Cardiff Uni by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself.  No'one's jealous of you though, Most people would rather get knob Cancer than look like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. Â Speaking for myself, I'm not jealous. Â Â Â Â Â Â I already did that wretched shit myself over a decade ago (we were the same age though, and there was no vest). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'm certainly jealous that you're not having sex with a moderately hot girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Â Serious question: is that a tin of paint behind Midas that says "Shit" on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself.  No'one's jealous of you though, Most people would rather get knob Cancer than look like you.  why attack me then? why attack her?  gotta be some driving force behind it, and the only reason I can think of is flat out jealousy, you can't have what I've got, so you try to destroy it, it's the playground mentality of a 5 year old whose classmate brought a new toy to school that he wants - break it so he can't enjoy it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daztraction Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Are you going to tell us who you would let shit on your chin then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) This ain't a slight on you in any way, sir, it's just for my own amusement...I mean no harm, and come in peace. Â NSFW http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b295/Mal...TouchofScat.jpg Edited July 16, 2010 by neil put in NSFW you idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Malbranque wins. Â Flawless victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Jesus Christ, that's genius. Â I don't think its jealousy, I think its the fact that this has helped kill a friday afternoon for an awful lot of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forks and Knives Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy. whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself.  No'one's jealous of you though, Most people would rather get knob Cancer than look like you.  why attack me then? why attack her?  gotta be some driving force behind it, and the only reason I can think of is flat out jealousy, you can't have what I've got, so you try to destroy it, it's the playground mentality of a 5 year old whose classmate brought a new toy to school that he wants - break it so he can't enjoy it either.  You don't have anything apart from a friend you desperately want to shag, but she won't let you, so you try to make out you are platonic fucking soul mates or something.  I have a friend I would like to shag as well, and to be honest, she probably won't let me do it either! You know what I do? I go "okay". I don't try to tell the world we're some sort of asexual Romeo and Juliet.  This thread is making my face hurt, but I can't bring myself to look away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Surf Digby should repost his effort from the super secret, funny handshake, paid members section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I liked a girl when I was younger. We were really good friends. I wanted to be more than friends. She didn't. I still see her now, 13 years on. I still totally would. Â I would never dream of plastering her face all over a forum. Â Because normal people don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I have a friend I would like to shag as well, and to be honest, she probably won't let me do it either! You know what I do? I go "okay". I don't try to tell the world we're some sort of asexual Romeo and Juliet. Â Â I agree. Â I'd have a roll in the hay with one of my "best" mates. And I've shared a bed with her in a Midas Styleee. And it was a single bed so have some of that. I woke up with a massive stonker on too. Â The thing is, I've not posted a picture of her on some internet message board, nor do I wear her vests. Although they probably would look nice on me I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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