Barrington Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Another war caused by women. internet or real life they are TROUBLE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'm in Leeds, but if any of you people touch me I'll scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 It's the classic case of "normal girl with disgusting male" syndrome, I've seen it alot, and in my younger more naive day's it used to baffle me that I'd see a normal to tidy looking girl with a hideous creature of a man, usually fat, usually disfigured, and usually look's like no matter how many bath's they take they won't stop smelling like Pot Noodle. I would see these "couples" walking around looking like lovebird's, sometimes the disgusting male get's contact, a cuddle, a kiss on the cheek, sometime's I'd even see them holding hand's. The one constant in all these "normal girl with disgusting male" cases is that the disgusting male always thinks he has a chance, and that the girl loves him... But she doesn't, Midas she does love you pal, but not in that way, or even in a "he's my best friend totally plutonic" kind of way, she loves/tolerates your hideousness because you look the way you do, she feels safe, no matter how drunk she get's she will never be drunk enough to say "y'know what i'll give him a sympathy shag" that's why you're her friend. Â Â And that's why it's so baffling to the rest of us, we see you and think "what the fuck is that" or "well even if they're just friend's, surely she could have a more human best friend", but she can't it's not safe, do you never wonder Midas why something that look's like you could be "best friend's" with her? why she doesn't even have the stereotypical fat speccy lassie best friend? It's because even if she's a 100% straight there's still a 00000.1% chance that one night at a party when she's had far too much too drink, and she's 5 minutes away from going on a whitey but doesn't realise it yet, she'll have that little tingle that desperately needs to be touched, then even the fat speccy lassie would be an option. But you never will be, no matter how much you kid yourself, look at her, then look in the mirror. Â Â This theory all goes to pot though if you have a fat bank account, and it turn's into the far more common "slags will shag anything with money" disorder, even then though, i'd still say you're lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 little capsules of hope  Sounds like something off Oprah's Book Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) It's such bollocks invented by TV shows scriptwriters when people say things like "Going out with each other would fuck the friendship up", because they saw it on Friends or whatever. It's always because one side loves the other and the other doesn't love back. Â This is astonishingly true. Â "You're too much like a brother to me, I don't want to ruin our friendship" ran through the Babelfish translator for girls comes out as "I'll never find you fuckable. And what's more, this lie of mine will prove itself naturally when your advances eventually become too much, and I just stop talking to you, thus ending the relationship forever anyway, when I could have just hooked up with you and maybe it would have worked." Edited July 16, 2010 by Woyzeck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 It's the classic case of "normal girl with disgusting male" syndrome, I've seen it alot, and in my younger more naive day's it used to baffle me that I'd see a normal to tidy looking girl with a hideous creature of a man, usually fat, usually disfigured, and usually look's like no matter how many bath's they take they won't stop smelling like Pot Noodle. I would see these "couples" walking around looking like lovebird's, sometimes the disgusting male get's contact, a cuddle, a kiss on the cheek, sometime's I'd even see them holding hand's. The one constant in all these "normal girl with disgusting male" cases is that the disgusting male always thinks he has a chance, and that the girl loves him... But she doesn't, Midas she does love you pal, but not in that way, or even in a "he's my best friend totally plutonic" kind of way, she loves/tolerates your hideousness because you look the way you do, she feels safe, no matter how drunk she get's she will never be drunk enough to say "y'know what i'll give him a sympathy shag" that's why you're her friend.  And that's why it's so baffling to the rest of us, we see you and think "what the fuck is that" or "well even if they're just friend's, surely she could have a more human best friend", but she can't it's not safe, do you never wonder Midas why something that look's like you could be "best friend's" with her? why she doesn't even have the stereotypical fat speccy lassie best friend? It's because even if she's a 100% straight there's still a 00000.1% chance that one night at a party when she's had far too much too drink, and she's 5 minutes away from going on a whitey but doesn't realise it yet, she'll have that little tingle that desperately needs to be touched, then even the fat speccy lassie would be an option. But you never will be, no matter how much you kid yourself, look at her, then look in the mirror.   This theory all goes to pot though if you have a fat bank account, and it turn's into the far more common "slags will shag anything with money" disorder, even then though, i'd still say you're lying.  LOL.  love how you're so desperately trying to pull apart something because you'll never have it yourself, it's kinda sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 it's kinda sad. That's the pot calling the kettle an fat ugly cunt if ever I've seen it. Â Does Megan mind you posting details about her private life on a message board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'm in Leeds, but if any of you people touch me I'll scream. Â Your mouth is saying no, but your eyes are saying yes. Â Bitches, man. *sucks teeth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 little capsules of hope  Sounds like something off Oprah's Book Club. Lol yeah had a hard time coming up for a saying to explain that, thats why it came out so lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 That's the pot calling the kettle an fat ugly cunt if ever I've seen it. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Rick James would have fucked every hole by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 it's kinda sad. That's the pot calling the kettle an fat ugly cunt if ever I've seen it. Â Does Megan mind you posting details about her private life on a message board? Â Yeah, it's so sad and pathetic that I have a best friend who makes me happy, and vice versa, what a sad pathetic life I must lead, much sadder than the people who try and pull said friendship apart for personal amusement. Â Not especially, it's hardly a truckload of info, nor is it particularly "private" anyway. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted July 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 This thread is absolute cringe, I love it. Midas fella, the issue isn't that you're BFFs (although the people are right, its quite clearly unrequainted love) its the way you've posted and commented on it. That 'joke' you made about the vest just came across as sleazy, not banter. I don't get the posting of pictures with other people in, I did it once in the picture thread then decided against it and deleted it, as its a little weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Shoes Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 This thread was amazing enough already, then Rick James shows up - awesome! Â Midas, as you say you don't feel that way about her, is there another girl you're interested in? Does she look exactly like Megan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) This thread is absolute cringe, I love it. Midas fella, the issue isn't that you're BFFs (although the people are right, its quite clearly unrequainted love) its the way you've posted and commented on it. That 'joke' you made about the vest just came across as sleazy, not banter. I don't get the posting of pictures with other people in, I did it once in the picture thread then decided against it and deleted it, as its a little weird. whatever, I'm honest about how I feel, and what our friendship is, it was a joke that we'd laugh at, so how other people view it isn't really much of my concern.  This thread was amazing enough already, then Rick James shows up - awesome! Midas, as you say you don't feel that way about her, is there another girl you're interested in? Does she look exactly like Megan? Yeah, theres a couple, one isn't interested, one is taken and supports Wednesday, so they're both no-go's ATM. Edited July 16, 2010 by MRMIdAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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