Keith Houchen Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, Ralphy said: to be honest im trying to keep its as safe for work as possible, What does the NSFW in the thread title stand for?
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 I think I'm actually in love with Lucy Porter. That's the lot. Cheers
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, Scott Malbranque said: I think I'm actually in love with Lucy Porter. That's the lot. Cheers I think most guys on this forum have made this declaration at some point or another, myself included. You have, of course, excellent taste.
Keith Houchen Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scott Malbranque said: I think I'm actually in love with Lucy Porter. That's the lot. Cheers I got an erection when she followed me on Twitter.
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 I met her (and her massive husband) at a wedding. Beat that readers. No erection on any of us though.
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 I had a Notting Hill-like dream about her last night and now I'm in rag order, lads. Woke up and - I know and I'm aware, wrongly and horribly - turned around, looked at the missus and went "Ah, for fucks sake!" That hasn't happened since the time about 7 years ago, when we went to bed hammered and she chundered on my back.
Members SuperBacon Posted December 22, 2020 Members Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Scott Malbranque said: went to bed hammered and she chundered on my back. Was....she pegging you?
Moderators neil Posted December 22, 2020 Moderators Posted December 22, 2020 I would say Laura Tobin fits this thread. She also reminds me of teacher I had so that helps.
Moderators neil Posted December 22, 2020 Moderators Posted December 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, Scott Malbranque said: Woke up and - I know and I'm aware, wrongly and horribly - turned around, looked at the missus and went "Ah, for fucks sake!" That hasn't happened since the time about 7 years ago, when we went to bed hammered and she chundered on my back. This post fucking killed me. I had to make up an excuse as the missus was asking me what was so funny.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted December 22, 2020 Awards Moderator Posted December 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, neil said: I would say Laura Tobin fits this thread. She also reminds me of teacher I had so that helps. I spent a morning in the company of Laura Tobin when they did some filming where I work. Can confirm she is lovely.
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ralphy said: I recall way back from The Big Breakfast, fancying Amanda Byram, for some reason Because she was/is attractive, famously so. Edited December 22, 2020 by Hannibal Scorch
Members SuperBacon Posted December 22, 2020 Members Posted December 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Because she was/is attractive, famously so. 100%. I saw her a few years ago at BBC Television Centre and she was incredibly fit IRL.
Paid Members stumobir Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties. Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites. Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. Edited December 22, 2020 by stumobir Couldn’t upload a pic of Zarah for some reason.
Members SuperBacon Posted December 22, 2020 Members Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, stumobir said: The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties. Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites. Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. 43209CFB-9025-40E2-98C9-AE622632EF5C.webpUnavailable Happily have a crack at asking the first two out, but it seems the third one is taken. Shame.
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 22, 2020 Paid Members Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, stumobir said: The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties. Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites. Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. They can take over the means of my production any day, they won't have to wait for an uprising.
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