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Just now, Scott Malbranque said:

I think I'm actually in love with Lucy Porter.
That's the lot. Cheers

I think most guys on this forum have made this declaration at some point or another, myself included. You have, of course, excellent taste.

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I had a Notting Hill-like dream about her last night and now I'm in rag order, lads.
Woke up and - I know and I'm aware, wrongly and horribly - turned around, looked at the missus and went "Ah, for fucks sake!"
That hasn't happened since the time about 7 years ago, when we went to bed hammered and she chundered on my back.

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14 minutes ago, Scott Malbranque said:

Woke up and - I know and I'm aware, wrongly and horribly - turned around, looked at the missus and went "Ah, for fucks sake!"
That hasn't happened since the time about 7 years ago, when we went to bed hammered and she chundered on my back.

This post fucking killed me. I had to make up an excuse as the missus was asking me what was so funny.

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The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties.

Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites.

Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. 

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1 minute ago, stumobir said:

The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties.

Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites.

Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. 

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Happily have a crack at asking the first two out, but it seems the third one is taken. Shame.

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3 minutes ago, stumobir said:

The only thing the left seem to be winning atm is the Battle of the Hotties.

Ash Sarkar, Grace Blakeley and Zarah Sultana being my current favourites.

Would happily engage in a bit of Marxist pillow talk with any of these three. 

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They can take over the means of my production any day, they won't have to wait for an uprising. 

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