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6 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Wash that filth out of your mouth. Bae Vicky C is pure and chaste. 

Mrs Mitchell is a married mother, and far too respectable for such filth. Unless you're a former Cabinet minister with a penchant for rail travel. 

Any appreciation for Kristen Schaal? 

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Maddie Moate's Do You Know on sleeping bags should have won a Bafta.

 

"Join me in my sleeping bag"

*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

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Some of you should have your access to Cbeebies scrambled, you horny bastards.

Stumbled across a programme about cheese the other day presented by Steph McGovern and came across (oooospacer.pngeeer) Claire De Lune, who despite her Slapnut-WWE-share price haircut (was way worse in the programme than here) could fiddle my curds any day.

 

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Chest Rockwell is one of the best fictional characters played by a fictional character of all time. Have a word.

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5 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Yeah, Breast Cockwell. 

For me, he's ruined not only a great film, but the excellent Handsome Boy Modelling School album as well. Unforgivable. 

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3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Yeah, Breast Cockwell. 

I don't know how many years ago this was coined now, but it still makes me piss myself even now. Pretty much BiffingtonClyro's only good notable contribution to this forum, alas. 

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3 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I don't know how many years ago this was coined now, but it still makes me piss myself even now. Pretty much BiffingtonClyro's only good notable contribution to this forum, alas. 

Ah I was wondering who it was. It’s up there with Rosegarden Funeral being a real life funeral whenever he opens his mouth. 

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Stainsontrousersforth. I’m very interested to see how he heard about this particular post given the pubs won’t be open. 

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1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Rosegarden Funeral being a real life funeral whenever he opens his mouth

Probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here 

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