sivy Posted February 6 Posted February 6 6 hours ago, air_raid said: “I heard your parents ran away from home” to Piper at SummerSlam 91 may be the cream of a bountiful crop. He had a great night. Same show Piper "Bobby what would you do if you managed the bushwhackers?" Heenan " Id commit suicide" Quote
Cocky_Pete Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Best thing The Cat ever did. https://streamable.com/stbbbk Quote
thatvinylgeek Posted February 6 Posted February 6 For some reason, of everything The Rock has ever done, Billy Gunn talking to god gets me laughing every time...but especially... God: Bob Gunn: But my names Billy...? God: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Quote
Snitsky's back acne Posted February 6 Posted February 6 35 minutes ago, thatvinylgeek said: For some reason, of everything The Rock has ever done, Billy Gunn talking to god gets me laughing every time...but especially... God: Bob Gunn: But my names Billy...? God: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! That reminded me of a good one from Edge to Billy Gunn. 'Billy, you're like a human vacuum cleaner, managing to both suck and blow at the same time" Quote
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Summerslam 90, Smash and Crush have been named the two to defend the tag titles for Demolition, cut to the back for the Hart Foundation’s reactions with Mean Gene, who first asks Neidhart what he thinks Jim’s response? ‘Think? They don’t pay me to think, they pay me to hit hard like an Anvil, hence the name right?’ Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted February 8 Paid Members Posted February 8 (edited) Maybe an under the radar one and someone you wouldn’t immediately think of for a thread like this but Ron Simmons actually had a few belters over the years. The WWE Vault put up his appearance on Austin’s podcast last night and I had it on in the background for a bit and was reminded of these from the APA backstage skits… Bradshaw: What you got? Bubba Ray: We got no money on us. We’ll write you a cheque. Bradshaw: A cheque?! Simmons: OK. But listen. If that cheque bounces…so do you. Also this one… Drunk in bar: Hey let me buy you guys a drink you guys are wrestlers right? Bradshaw: We’re fine. Simmons: Not today. Drunk: No let us buy you a drink, you’re wrestlers. Simmons: No, it’s alright brother. Drunk: (pushes Bradshaw) What are you too good to have a drink with us local guys? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Simmons: Yeah, I know who you are. Drunk: Who am I? Simmons: You’re about to get your ass kicked. Love that 🤣 There was also one from the Nation Of Domination days I absolutely love. It’s from King Of The Ring 97 just before his match with The Undertaker. Right in that period when Paul Bearer’s holding a dark secret over Taker which turned out to be Kane. Faarooq finishes his backstage pre-match promo with the line - “Undertaker, don’t worry about Paul Bearer’s blackmail. You worry about this black male.” It’s a shame his entire career has been reduced and remembered as him just saying “DAMN” really. He was class. Edited February 8 by wandshogun09 Quote
Chili Posted February 8 Posted February 8 (edited) 4 hours ago, wandshogun09 said: Maybe an under the radar one and someone you wouldn’t immediately think of for a thread like this but Ron Simmons actually had a few belters over the years. The WWE Vault put up his appearance on Austin’s podcast last night and I had it on in the background for a bit and was reminded of these from the APA backstage skits… Bradshaw: What you got? Bubba Ray: We got no money on us. We’ll write you a cheque. Bradshaw: A cheque?! Simmons: OK. But listen. If that cheque bounces…so do you. Also this one… Drunk in bar: Hey let me buy you guys a drink you guys are wrestlers right? Bradshaw: We’re fine. Simmons: Not today. Drunk: No let us buy you a drink, you’re wrestlers. Simmons: No, it’s alright brother. Drunk: (pushes Bradshaw) What are you too good to have a drink with us local guys? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Simmons: Yeah, I know who you are. Drunk: Who am I? Simmons: You’re about to get your ass kicked. Love that 🤣 There was also one from the Nation Of Domination days I absolutely love. It’s from King Of The Ring 97 just before his match with The Undertaker. Right in that period when Paul Bearer’s holding a dark secret over Taker which turned out to be Kane. Faarooq finishes his backstage pre-match promo with the line - “Undertaker, don’t worry about Paul Bearer’s blackmail. You worry about this black male.” It’s a shame his entire career has been reduced and remembered as him just saying “DAMN” really. He was class. This didn't happen on TV but I want to add it because of @wandshogun09reminding me how brilliantly funny and matter of fact Simmons could be. On an old Dudleyz shoot, for context, Bubba Dudley is at MSG, gets the hot tag, trips on the middle rope, falls on his face, everyone laughs and he's fuming. Post match, he's in a right lather about looking like a tit and this is their exchange. Ron: Come on man, it happens. It's not that bad, not like your whole family was here. Bubba: Ron, my Moms here, my father, my grandfather, twenty of my old fraternity brothers and my fiancée. *brief pause as Simmons mulls the information over* Ron: Shit, that's bad! Edited February 8 by Chili Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted February 8 Paid Members Posted February 8 Ha, he’s quality. It’s his voice and delivery as much as what he’s saying as well. Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted February 9 Paid Members Posted February 9 Sorry for the double post but just watched a clip on YouTube from Bobby Heenan’s RF shoot interview… RF: If you were in charge of WCW what would you have done differently? Heenan: I’d have put everybody in one room and rolled a hand grenade in there. Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 9 Posted February 9 Another great gag from The Brain from some random WWF Challenge: Bobby: "Hey Monsoon, why do you keep using those long words about their bodies? Monsoon: "It is the correct anatomical names, Brain" Bobby: "Okay, let me have a go." A wrestler boots a jobber in the stomach Bobby: "He just kicked him in the uterus!" Quote
Paid Members garynysmon Posted February 10 Paid Members Posted February 10 (edited) At IYH Mind Games in 1996 I always got a kick of Brian Pillman throwing his oar in after Stone Cold's usual 'that's the bottom line' spiel, just for cheap heat. "And Philadelphia sucks, because I said so". Edited February 10 by garynysmon Quote
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted February 10 Paid Members Posted February 10 Kurt Angle had some cracking ones. "I'm the first ever Eurocontinental Champion. Well except for D'lo Brown, but he doesn't count." and "Hey, I don't know if you noticed this. But if you say you're name really fast it sounds like Just Incredible." Quote
Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 10 Paid Members Posted February 10 I'm sure around the time of that last one Kurt Angle said, "Undertaker - if that is your real name" Quote
Chili Posted February 10 Posted February 10 "Hey, my chicken suit" Kurt Angle was superb at nailing comedy lines. Quote
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