Glenryck Pilchards Posted January 31 Author Posted January 31 Entries are now closed! And in case anyone is wondering, I am going pretty well in the poker. I am currently 16th out of 41 remaining. I will be back in action tomorrow at 4pm with around £25,000 going to first place. Let's fucking go! Quote
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 31 Awards Moderator Posted January 31 7 hours ago, Glenryck Pilchards said: Entries are now closed! And in case anyone is wondering, I am going pretty well in the poker. I am currently 16th out of 41 remaining. I will be back in action tomorrow at 4pm with around £25,000 going to first place. Let's fucking go! Winner of the Rumble lottery gets 30%? Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted January 31 Author Posted January 31 If I did that, I would only have -10% of myself... Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 How do all, well that was depressing watching that tripe twice... For the benefit of my sanity, I have taken the times of elimination and number of eliminations from the 2026 Royal Rumble Wikipedia page. Any gripes please contact Jimmy Wales. Here are the points for the Women's Rumble. Entrant No Wrestler Total 1 Charlotte 58 2 Bliss 10 3 James 0 4 Jax 5 5 Nile 5 6 Vice 5 7 LeRae 0 8 Grace 30 9 Lynch 4 10 Ruca 69 11 Perez 20 12 Dupri 5 13 Nattie 4 14 Morgan 102 15 Legend 40 16 Zelina 0 17 Rodriguez 55 18 Green 5 19 Giulia 4 20 Sky 14 21 Asuka 10 22 Ripley 32 23 Bayley 10 24 Jayne 14 25 Nikki 29 26 Valkirya 14 27 Jordan -25 28 Sane 14 29 Brie 29 30 Stratton 39 The best combination was 1,10,14,15,17, which no one picked. A quick rundown of the scores, there was only one Superstar who got a House on Fire Bonus, which was Jordynne Grace who dumped three rivals in the space of 60 seconds to rack up a bonus 18 points. There were far too many tag teams and stable partners, which I simply cannot be arsed to explain. There was a 5 point bonus for the NXT members of Sol Ruca, Lola Vice, Jacy Jayne, and Kelani Jordan. While the Bella twins picked up a 15 point bonus each due to their Hall of Fame rings. Yes, technically Brie was last seen in an AEW ring at Wembley, but that does not fucking count. No one was Bushwhacker Luke'd in this Rumble, but Kelani Jordan attempted to skin the cat and was eliminated in doing so, meaning she was the only competitor to get negative points. And here are the standings for the Women's UKFF Lottery: Username Women Total gaz2050 209 Retro Red 195 RedTwoster 190 I bent my Wookie 185 gmoney 177 rollthedice 176 Lion of the Midlands 157 SpykeDudlei1 156 The Scarlett Chad 153 Olly1984 141 The King of Old School 133 thevestofdeanambrose 127 air raid 121 TibBo 121 Supremo 120 Stinky Dad 118 Flips 113 NavigatorFan 106 Caveman lynn 101 DazzM 99 Callum1993 97 Harvey Dent 97 Tim Healys Chutney Spoon 97 Bradyisgod22 92 hbk4life 91 reychampion 89 Freddie hartland 89 JLM 85 DavidB6937 81 HarmonicGenerator 81 SpearCode 78 The Ratt 78 Mr Showtime 76 Superbacon 75 boshealecta 73 Kamran 69 Wretch 68 Glenryck Pilchards 68 CTXRussomark 65 mim731 64 BarryOVega 63 Fog Dude 56 Sheffbag 53 MVP Rulz 53 Shane O Mac V2 37 Abe Knuckleball Scwartz 24 TildeGuy! 24 Vegeta 19 Harry Wiseau 10 At the top of the tree is @gaz2050 who was the only player to break the 200-point barrier with 209 points. The minor medals are awarded to the crimson twosome of @Retro Red and @RedTwoster who picked up 195 points and 190 points respectively @Harry Wiseau picked up the dreaded wooden spoon with a paltry 10 points. On to the Men's Rumble, the best combination was 1,8,20,26,30, which no one had. Here is how this degenerate awarded the points: Entrant No Wrestler Total 1 Femi 79 2 Breakker -5 3 Sikoa 0 4 Mysterio 15 5 Rusev -10 6 Cardona -10 7 Priest 0 8 Evans 40 9 Mr Iguana 10 10 Williams 14 11 Rhodes -3 12 El Grande Kaiser 0 13 El Grande Gable 19 14 Keys 35 15 Theory 24 16 Reed 32 17 Dragunov 0 18 La Parka 10 19 Lee 0 20 Paul 65 21 Knight 24 22 Lesnar 12 23 Miz 0 24 Fenix 0 25 Uso 12 26 Reigns 86 27 Fatu 4 28 Penta 0 29 Orton 29 30 Gunther 58 Oba Femi was the breakout star of this Rumble, who gained 18 points for being alone in the ring on three separate occasions. I believe this is the first time since I have been doing the UKFF Lottery that either No1 or No2 has been eliminated within 60 seconds, so Femi picked up 6 points for a House on Fire Bonus, while Bron Breakker got Bushwhacker Luke'd for a -10 score. Luckily for the No2 pickers, Breakker got 5 points thanks to his membership in The Vision to get 5 points. The three other members Logan Paul, Austin Theory and Bronson Reed all picked up 20 points for being in the ring at the same time. Brock Lesnar is not an offical member and did not get this award. As well as Breakker, Rusev and Matt Cardona got dumped within 60 seconds to lose ten points. I gave Oba Femi 5 points for NXT despite Wiki saying he is a free agent. Rey Mysterio got 15 points due to his HOF ring, while the artist formerly known as Powerhouse Hobbs got 25 points for last appearing in AEW. Other scorers of the House on Fire bonus were Roman Reigns, Royce Keys, and Trick Williams who got six points, while LA Knight got 12 points. El Grande Americano Gable got 15 points for eliminating EGA Kaiser by skinning the cat and stood on the apron afterwards. Logan Paul also successfully skinned the cat to pick up 15 points. I am afraid there is some bad news for No11 pickers (myself included), despite picking up 32 points for eliminations and time bonuses, Cody Rhodes ended up with a negative score due to a disastrous elimination. The American Nightmare got -30 points for being eliminated while skinning the cat, but also got -5 points for being eliminated by Drew McIntyre, which I am sure ICE would consider a 'foreign object'. Jacob Fatu tossed Rhodes over the ropes, so I gave him the elimination points by proxy. With that being said, here are the standings of the UKFF Lottery Men's Rumble: Username Men Total hbk4life 209 Supremo 204 gmoney 201 The King of Old School 191 rollthedice 185 Fog Dude 183 I bent my Wookie 176 Stinky Dad 170 Retro Red 159 SpearCode 145 SpykeDudlei1 143 Abe Knuckleball Scwartz 142 air raid 137 Callum1993 128 HarmonicGenerator 128 Olly1984 127 gaz2050 121 Freddie hartland 121 Caveman lynn 120 Shane O Mac V2 119 Flips 117 DavidB6937 114 JLM 111 The Scarlett Chad 107 Lion of the Midlands 105 reychampion 98 MVP Rulz 98 Harvey Dent 92 Vegeta 87 mim731 81 The Ratt 79 NavigatorFan 77 Sheffbag 72 RedTwoster 70 BarryOVega 69 TibBo 68 Mr Showtime 67 boshealecta 64 Bradyisgod22 63 Kamran 62 CTXRussomark 60 Tim Healys Chutney Spoon 56 Superbacon 55 TildeGuy! 43 DazzM 24 thevestofdeanambrose 20 Glenryck Pilchards 16 Harry Wiseau 15 Wretch -1 For the second time in their life, @hbk4life has won the Men's Rumble with 209 points. Remarkably they won the 2018's Mens Rumble Lottery, which is either astonishing luck, or can read WWE creative like a book. They narrowly edged out the 2019 overall champion @Supremo into second place with 204 points, while @gmoney takes the bronze medal. @Wretch unfortunately picks up the wooden spoon, which spared my blushes, but not as much as Harry Wiseau, who would have collected a clean sweep of cooking utensils. Wretch scored the only negative score in the game with a Brodie Jr. And a quick shout-out to @Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz, as despite the unusual tactic of only picking four numbers, they managed to finish 12th with 142 points And finally the overall points: Username Total gmoney 378 rollthedice 361 I bent my Wookie 361 Retro Red 354 gaz2050 330 Supremo 324 The King of Old School 324 hbk4life 300 SpykeDudlei1 299 Stinky Dad 288 Olly1984 268 Lion of the Midlands 262 The Scarlett Chad 260 RedTwoster 260 air raid 258 Fog Dude 239 Flips 230 Callum1993 225 SpearCode 223 Caveman lynn 221 Freddie hartland 210 HarmonicGenerator 209 JLM 196 DavidB6937 195 Harvey Dent 189 TibBo 189 reychampion 187 NavigatorFan 183 Abe Knuckleball Scwartz 166 The Ratt 157 Shane O Mac V2 156 Bradyisgod22 155 Tim Healys Chutney Spoon 153 MVP Rulz 151 thevestofdeanambrose 147 mim731 145 Mr Showtime 143 boshealecta 137 BarryOVega 132 Kamran 131 Superbacon 130 Sheffbag 125 CTXRussomark 125 DazzM 123 Vegeta 106 Glenryck Pilchards 84 TildeGuy! 67 Wretch 67 Harry Wiseau 25 The winner by a landslide is GMoney, with a massive 378 points. Second place is shared by 2020 Men's Rumble winner @rollthedice and @I Bent My Wookie with 361 points. Poor Harry Wiseau gets a second wooden spoon. Congratulations to our winners who have been etched on to the Hall of Fame, Christ I feel old looking back at that. Hall of Fame 2011 Lancastrino 2012 Chilli Dog 2013 Vince Russo 2014 Silky Kisser 2015 Seph 2016 JohnCarr92 and The Four Horsemen 2017 Otto Dem Wanz 2018 Men's: HBK4Life 2018 Women's: BradyisGod22 2018 Overall: Grecian 2018 Greatest Royal Rumble: Wrasslin 2019 Men's: Cobra_Gordo 2019: Women's: Alex Wright Mark 2019 Overall: Supremo 2020 Men's: rollthedice 2020 Women's: Callum1993 2020 Overall: Harry Wiseau 2021: Women: PSF 2021: Men: WeeAl 2021: Overall: PSF 2022: Women: reychampion 2022: Men: boshealecta 2022 Overall: boshealecta 2023 Women: MC_Death 2023 Men: MC_Death 2023 Overall: MC_Death 2024 Women: Fatty Facesitter 2024 Men: TildeGuy~! 2024 Overall: Fatty Facesitter 2025 Women: Onyx2 2025 Men: Tim Healy's Chutney Spoon 2025 Overall: CTX Russomark 2026 Women: gaz2050 2026 Men: hbk4life 2026 Overall: gmoney Oh and in case you were wondering, I managed to get into the money at the poker tournament, then this happened... Tits... Quote
Mr.Showtime Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Good work, Glenryck, and well done to the winners! Every year I pick the exact same terrible numbers on purpose, but I thought this year my luck was in, early in the women's rumble. "Yaaaas Nia Jax! She'll chuck out tonnes of them!" "Jordynne Grace! She's set for a great showing, they've been teasing her against the champ!" "Beckyyyyyyy Lynch yes I'M GOING TO WIN this damn lottery!" I think most of you would be happy with those characters, but by the time my actual top pick came out, Rhea Ripley at 22, I knew it was already over. The Royal Rumble is rubbish. Quote
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 3 Awards Moderator Posted February 3 Top half finish, for the first time I can remember! I’ll take that. Thanks for all the organising Glenryck, and congrats on the win @gmoney! Quote
Harry Wiseau Posted February 3 Posted February 3 From king of the world in 2020 to relegation Ronnie in six short years, I had a shocker. Thanks for running it every year @Glenryck Pilchards I'll take some time to have a cry and tend to my wounds but I'll be back all guns blazing in 2027 to reclaim the crown that was once mine, all mine! Congratulations @gmoney I was only 353 points off you, so close. Quote
Paid Members Wretch Posted February 3 Paid Members Posted February 3 Fucking hell, -1 is some going. @Frankie Crisp Corkhill, please. Quote
TildeGuy~! Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Was chuffed thinking I picked No.1 at first so I’d get Oba Femi and Charlotte then realising I picked No.2 after checking mid way through. Quote
Vegeta Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Congrats @gmoney Thanks for running again @Glenryck Pilchards Fingers crossed I get better luck next year Quote
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