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The UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery 2024


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58 minutes ago, no user name said:

Gotta love the royal rumble. I'm not a wwe guy but I love to watch good wrestling. Can't justify spending £20 to watch it unfortunately 

Would cost you a tenner on the Network or free if you go to watch.wrestling

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Oh shit, I just realised the “Hurley’s lottery numbers from the hit TV show Lost” play picked out Cody for me. Maybe this means I’m in purgatory or heaven or a simulation or it was aliens. I stopped watching when Mr Eko died, I assume it was one of those. 

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A quick update, I have been suffering with flu for the last week which triggered a searing migraine for the last few days, so I don't think my eyes could have coped with WWE's production values. 

I am off on Thursday and will ensure the results will be posted on that evening by the latest.

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6 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

A quick update, I have been suffering with flu for the last week which triggered a searing migraine for the last few days, so I don't think my eyes could have coped with WWE's production values. 

I am off on Thursday and will ensure the results will be posted on that evening by the latest.

Don't rush yourself pal, get yourself well first and watch something a little less mundane. Just have a safe relax.

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There's far more important stuff to worry about than the Royal Rumble lottery, such as your well-being.

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I have finally managed to sit through both Rumbles and here are how each selection scored in the 2024 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery

 

Entrant No Wrestler Total   Entrant No Wrestler Total
1 Jey 23   1 Natalya 0
2 Jimmy 16   2 Naomi 34
3 Waller 0   3 Bayley 103
4 Andrade 10   4 Candice 0
5 Hayes 7   5 Jordynne  15
6 Nakamura 0   6 Indi  -20
7 Escobar 0   7 Asuka 15
8 Kross 6   8 Ivy Nile 12
9 Dirty Dom 29   9 Katana 23
10 Carlito 7   10 Belair 29
11 Lashley 17   11 Sane 15
12 Kaiser 3   12 Tegan Nox 3
13 Theory 0   13 Kayden 20
14 Balor 13   14 Chelsea 6
15 Rhodes 84   15 Niven 9
16 Reed 3   16 Xia Li 0
17 Kingston 6   17 Zelina 5
18 Gunther 49   18 Maxxine 0
19 Ivar 3   19 Jax 32
20 Breakker 20   20 Shotzi 0
21 Omos 7   21 Lynch 3
22 Mcafee -27   22 Alba 3
23 McDonagh -4   23 Baszler 3
24 Rtruth 12   24 Valhalla -10
25 Miz 0   25 Michin 0
26 Priest 19   26 Stark 3
27 Punk 50   27 Roxanne 10
28 Rick O Shea 0   28 Cargill 38
29 Mcintyre 1   29 Tiffany 18
30 Zayn 13   30 Morgan 45

 

The jackpot combination for the Men's Rumble was 1, 9, 15, 27, and 28. No one had picked those five numbers. 

In the women's event, the best combination was 2, 3, 19, 28 and 30. No one had all five, but one person did choose four of those lucky numbers... 

In case anyone is wondering why Pat McAfee scored -27 points, I decided to award him -10 for being eliminated in less than 60 seconds, -10 for being a 'stupid idiot', -3 for eliminating himself, and -4 for doing an opposite of a 'house on fire'. I am basically punishing him for being a massive fanny. 

The scores will be posted imminently. 

 

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We will start with the Men's Rumble and the winner is @TildeGuy~!. The only person to be called out for cheating in the entire history of the UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery has legitimately etched his name onto the Hall of Fame honours boards after scoring 169 points just edging out @Just Some Guy to second place with 167 points. @TibBo and @Vegeta share the bronze medal with 164 each.

Looking at the other end of the table and it appears @Tim Healys Chutney Spoon is wooden as they languish at the foot of the table with a terrible -14 points. @Bradyisgod22 and @ReturnOfTheMack also finished on negative points. 

 

 

Place Username Mens Total   Place cont Username cont Mens Total cont
1st TildeGuy 169   32nd DavidB6937 52
2nd Just Some Guy 167   33rd Joe Blog 50
3rd TibBo 164   34th 2Xtreme lives 48
3rd Vegeta 164   34th hbk4life 48
5th Harvey Dent 140   36th reychampion 46
6th mim731 136   37th Glenryck Pilchards 45
7th Freddie-Hartland 132   38th Fog Dude 43
8th Abe Knuckleball Schwartz 120   39th HarmonicGenerator 40
9th Lion of the Midlands 118   40th Gaz2050 39
10th CleetusVanDamme 113   41st Loki 38
11th The ScarlettChad 108   42nd SpearCode 31
12th Jon Carr 92 105   43rd gmoney 26
13th Harry Wiseau 105   44th Devon Malcolm 24
14th I Bent my Wookie 101   44th Supremo 24
14th Onyx2 101   46th SuperBacon 22
16th JLM 99   47th Fatty Facesitter 21
17th Merzbow 95   48th Wretch 20
18th PSF 93   49th Dr Alan Grant 18
19th Cod Eye 92   50th Mr Showtime 18
20th Air Raid 86   51st boshealecta 17
20th MVP Rulz 86   52nd Navigator Fan 16
22nd Thefatduck 81   52nd Sheffbag 16
23rd jazzygeofferz 80   54th Stinky Dad 13
24th Bellenda Carlisle 76   55th Shane O Mac V2 11
25th CavemanLynn 75   56th Daaaaad! 10
26th Hartleyno9 73   57th CTXRussomark 6
27th Scratch 71   58th Alex Wright Mark 0
28th The King of Old School 65   59th Return of the Mack -1
29th RedRooster 61   60th Bradyisgod22 -6
30th simonworden 58   61st Tim Healy's Chutney Spoon -14
31st WeeAl 53        

 

On to the Women's Rumble and the maximum possible score was 252. Our winner clinched the title with a whopping 233 points, which is 86 more than the usual maximum scores that he sees. Yes our Men's champion is the official UKFF snooker correspondent @Fatty Facesitter who comfortably bagged the trophy by beating out @Loki by 39 points. Wearing next to nothing in 3rd place is @HarmonicGenerator on 182 points. 

At the bottom end, @Bradyisgod22 grabs the wooden spoon to barely spare the blushes of @Fog Dude, @Mr.Showtime, and Tim Healy's Chutney Spoon. 

Place Username Women's Total   Place Username Women's Total
1st Fatty Facesitter 233   33rd Air Raid 63
2nd Loki 194   34th MVP Rulz 60
3rd HarmonicGenerator 182   35th Stinky Dad 59
4th CTXRussomark 173   36th Sheffbag 58
5th simonworden 149   37th Glenryck Pilchards 57
6th Merzbow 136   38th TildeGuy 56
7th WeeAl 135   39th Abe Knuckleball Schwartz 53
8th Cod Eye 133   39th Lion of the Midlands 53
9th Hartleyno9 131   39th The ScarlettChad 53
10th Daaaaad! 130   39th Gaz2050 53
11th 2Xtreme lives 126   43rd CleetusVanDamme 50
12th Thefatduck 122   44th Bellenda Carlisle 48
13th Devon Malcolm 117   45th hbk4life 46
14th I Bent my Wookie 110   46th Dr Alan Grant 44
15th SpearCode 109   47th reychampion 38
16th Navigator Fan 99   48th Vegeta 37
17th Return of the Mack 93   48th Scratch 37
18th PSF 90   50th Alex Wright Mark 36
19th DavidB6937 88   51st mim731 34
20th boshealecta 86   52nd jazzygeofferz 28
21st Jon Carr 92 82   53rd Wretch 26
22nd Joe Blog 81   54th JLM 24
23rd TibBo 79   54th Supremo 24
24th Onyx2 77   56th CavemanLynn 23
24th The King of Old School 77   57th Shane O Mac V2 21
26th gmoney 76   58th Fog Dude 18
27th RedRooster 75   58th Mr Showtime 18
27th SuperBacon 75   58th Tim Healy's Chutney Spoon 18
29th Harry Wiseau 70   61st Bradyisgod22 10
30th Harvey Dent 69        
31st Just Some Guy 66        
32nd Freddie-Hartland 63        

 

On to the overall prize and it is a double for @Fatty Facesitter despite only scoring 21 points in the Men's Rumble for a combined total of 254 ponts. They edge out @TibBo who grabbed a silver 9 points behind Fatty, whilst @Just Some Guy clinches two top-three finishes with 233 points

At the bottom end, it is a shared wooden spoon for THCS and Brady who both had a combined score of a paltry 4 points. 

Rank Username Total   Rank Username Total
1st Fatty Facesitter 254   32nd Daaaaad! 140
2nd TibBo 243   32nd SpearCode 140
3rd Just Some Guy 233   32nd DavidB6937 140
4th Loki 232   35th RedRooster 136
5th Merzbow 231   36th Joe Blog 131
6th Cod Eye 225   37th Bellenda Carlisle 124
6th TildeGuy 225   38th JLM 123
8th HarmonicGenerator 222   39th Navigator Fan 115
9th I Bent my Wookie 211   40th Scratch 108
10th Harvey Dent 209   40th jazzygeofferz 108
11th simonworden 207   42nd boshealecta 103
12th Hartleyno9 204   43rd gmoney 102
13th Thefatduck 203   43rd Glenryck Pilchards 102
14th Vegeta 201   45th CavemanLynn 98
15th Freddie-Hartland 195   46th SuperBacon 97
16th WeeAl 188   47th hbk4life 94
17th Jon Carr 92 187   48th Return of the Mack 92
18th PSF 183   48th Gaz2050 92
19th CTXRussomark 179   50th reychampion 84
20th Onyx2 178   51st Sheffbag 74
21st Harry Wiseau 175   52nd Stinky Dad 72
22nd 2Xtreme lives 174   53rd Dr Alan Grant 62
23rd Abe Knuckleball Schwartz 173   54th Fog Dude 61
24th Lion of the Midlands 171   55th Supremo 48
25th mim731 170   56th Wretch 46
26th CleetusVanDamme 163   57th Alex Wright Mark 36
27th The ScarlettChad 161   57th Mr Showtime 36
28th Air Raid 149   59th Shane O Mac V2 32
29th MVP Rulz 146   60th Tim Healy's Chutney Spoon 4
30th The King of Old School 142   60th Bradyisgod22 4
31st Devon Malcolm 141        

And that concludes this year's UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery and with regret, this will be the last one I will be conducting. Fifteen years ago when I first started doing this it was a joy to do, but slowly over time with all the allegations flying around WWE, it was leaving a sour taste in my mouth each passing year and was becoming a chore to do. The news about the sexual misconduct of Vince McMahon last week was the straw that broke the camel's back and I don't feel comfortable promoting or supporting the WWE product in any way. 

If anyone would like to takeover from me please drop me a DM and I will happily pass over my spreadsheets to continue the UKFF Rumble Lottery legacy. 

 

Edited by Glenryck Pilchards
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