Mr_Danger Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (sung to the tune of Hey Jude) Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted July 2 Members Share Posted July 2 8 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said: I feel sick. "Come on England, do what the lionesses did in 2022 and bring it home" The lionesses won the women's European Championships, the men aren't eligible to win that. Silly board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted July 9 Members Share Posted July 9 Long time readers will remember just how much I detest unnecessary emails, reply all and the rest. I prefer Teams if there is any sort of "conversation" to be had, replies, questions etc Had to send an email to a colleague today with lots of information in it, which didn't really need a reply, but because I know what he's like, I added in "If you have any questions, please contact me on Teams" 5 minutes later an email reply "Cheers for that, thanks" 1 minute later an email reply "Whoops didn't see that last bit" 1 minute later an email reply "I've sent you a few questions via Teams" I'm going for a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted July 9 Paid Members Share Posted July 9 Bought an exercise bike as part of my effort to not be a big fat load. It's got over 100 bits to put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 2 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said: Bought an exercise bike as part of my effort to not be a big fat load. It's got over 100 bits to put together. There is your first workout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted July 9 Paid Members Share Posted July 9 6 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said: Bought an exercise bike as part of my effort to not be a big fat load. It's got over 100 bits to put together. If it’s anything like mine, it’ll make a cracking clothes horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 12 Paid Members Share Posted July 12 We have fire alarm tests every Friday at the office; alarm rings, we sit about and let it ring for a minute because it's just a test. So the alarm goes off on Thursday, and I immediately get up in front of the whole office. I'm a shift supervisor, I have the fucking power of God raging through me. "It's not a drill, people!", I yell with supreme authority. Everyone's packing their gear and heading to the exit, with the long two flights of stairs down to the bottom, and as the employees are leaving the office with their bags and coats, the alarm turns off. And that's when I realize. Today isn't Thursday. It's Friday. It's fire test day. As is every Friday, and has been for years. And I have 40 people filing out of the office, down the stairs and to the car park, making their way to the fire alarm rendezvous point. My brain is fried. I am old. Cheese and fucking biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted July 12 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted July 12 After getting roped into booking Benidorm the other week, my missus mentioned where she got her microfibre towel from so I could buy one for the trip. She also mentioned that you can get them customised. Drunk a few days ago, recalling the conversation and knowing I’m going away with one of the Brookside boys, I fucking ordered this which arrived today. JFC, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 We need a video of you reserving a sun lounger with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted July 12 Paid Members Share Posted July 12 (edited) 4 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: After getting roped into booking Benidorm the other week You couldn’t just stopped there tbh. Edited July 12 by Wretch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted July 13 Paid Members Share Posted July 13 On 7/9/2024 at 7:47 PM, deathrey said: There is your first workout! It bloody was. On 7/9/2024 at 11:40 PM, Wretch said: If it’s anything like mine, it’ll make a cracking clothes horse. VICTORY IS MINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted July 13 Paid Members Share Posted July 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted July 13 Paid Members Share Posted July 13 (edited) Edited July 14 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted July 16 Members Share Posted July 16 (edited) The Como owners response to a racist incident in their game against Wolves. My god. Edit: more context https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c0351zlzddmo Edited July 16 by SuperBacon JFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Bloody hell, that statement is awful. Como is backed by Thierry Henry and Cesc Fabregas? They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing that statement to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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