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Steve Justice

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I think what we've established is that we need to establish some sort of UKFF petanque team called the UKFFers in Pyjamas. 

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2 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Bowls is ace. Take it up.

It's fun, for sure. There's a crown bowling green in the park opposite my house, but I think they're a bit sniffy on membership.

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I played bowls as a teenager (15-18) because I was a fucking virgin, but it was great fun. The only sport I was semi competent at. 

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I'm a member of the bowls association because my mum's got a green. I used to get invited on all the bowls team outings. One time we had a tournament and i actually managed to almost beat one of them. I'm really inconsistent at sport in general. Sometimes I'll play really well against capable opposition, and other times I'm dreadful.

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1 hour ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Sometimes I'll play really well against capable opposition, and other times I'm dreadful.

You're the Manchester United of bowls, in other words.

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I'm the Manchester United of most sports I play. 

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40 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

I'm the Manchester United of most sports I play. 

I’m the Spurs of most sports I play. Admired by some, ridiculed by most, think I’m decent but never win anything.

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I'm the Rushden & Diamonds of sports. Was decent in the early years, showing some promise, but leagues below anybody really good, then completely collapsed and nobody ever saw me again.

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When I was in year 6 I invented a handshake for Santa and I (an elf) to do in the Christmas concert, and it instantly made me the most popular kid in school for a few weeks. I had kids of all ages coming up to me asking me to teach them the handshake, and people were doing it all over the school yard.

Truth is I nicked it from some obscure kids TV show I saw a few weeks before.

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