Vamp Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 I think what we've established is that we need to establish some sort of UKFF petanque team called the UKFFers in Pyjamas.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 28, 2021 Moderators Posted July 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Steve Justice said: I'm mixing it up. That's just standard for you, isn't it?
Steve Justice Posted July 28, 2021 Author Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said: That's just standard for you, isn't it?
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 28, 2021 Moderators Posted July 28, 2021 Bowls is ace. Take it up.
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 28, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: Bowls is ace. Take it up. It's fun, for sure. There's a crown bowling green in the park opposite my house, but I think they're a bit sniffy on membership.
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 28, 2021 Moderators Posted July 28, 2021 Most WMCs have a green. Enquire there.
Paid Members Nexus Posted July 28, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 28, 2021 I played bowls as a teenager (15-18) because I was a fucking virgin, but it was great fun. The only sport I was semi competent at.
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted July 28, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 28, 2021 I'm a member of the bowls association because my mum's got a green. I used to get invited on all the bowls team outings. One time we had a tournament and i actually managed to almost beat one of them. I'm really inconsistent at sport in general. Sometimes I'll play really well against capable opposition, and other times I'm dreadful.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 28, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, jazzygeofferz said: Sometimes I'll play really well against capable opposition, and other times I'm dreadful. You're the Manchester United of bowls, in other words.
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted July 29, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2021 I'm the Manchester United of most sports I play.
Paid Members air_raid Posted July 29, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2021 40 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said: I'm the Manchester United of most sports I play. I’m the Spurs of most sports I play. Admired by some, ridiculed by most, think I’m decent but never win anything.
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 29, 2021 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2021 I'm the Rushden & Diamonds of sports. Was decent in the early years, showing some promise, but leagues below anybody really good, then completely collapsed and nobody ever saw me again.
Slapnut Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 When I was in year 6 I invented a handshake for Santa and I (an elf) to do in the Christmas concert, and it instantly made me the most popular kid in school for a few weeks. I had kids of all ages coming up to me asking me to teach them the handshake, and people were doing it all over the school yard. Truth is I nicked it from some obscure kids TV show I saw a few weeks before.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 29, 2021 Moderators Posted July 29, 2021 Hahaha. I love this one so much.
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