Paid Members Boycie Posted March 19, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2022 Personally I'd do away with parachute payments for clubs that have been relegated. It rewards failure and gives them an advantage over the other clubs in the Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 21, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2022 (edited) Steven Gerrard being a wanker shocker when talking about Saka being kicked about like a Mitre Delta: ‘I’m sitting here now with screws in my hips, I’ve had about 16 operations, I’m struggling to go to the gym at the moment. That’s all on the back of earning a living in English football. He’ll learn and he’ll learn quick.’ So yeah, this is English football Bukayo. You'll learn quick. You struggle to go to the gym without pain when you're 40 but at least you'll have learned. Edited March 21, 2022 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Gerrard damaged his hips from not bumping correctly from all the dives he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Gerrard damaged his hips from not bumping correctly from all the dives he did. Simulation. English players don’t dive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 21, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2022 I thought he did his hip when he slipped against Chelsea in 2014? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 22, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 22, 2022 I assumed he hurt his hip when someone changed the music on a night out. The change must gave been so jarring that it caused him permanent jnjury, because there's no other explanation as to why such a paragon of virtue as Gerrard would then react so furiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted March 22, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 22, 2022 16 operations and screws in his hips but never won the title? You need to learn how to work, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 22, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) Just doing a head-count to see how many of you are Palace fans for the FA Cup now we're in with three of the Awful Big Four? Edited March 22, 2022 by Frankie Crisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Just doing a head-count to see how many of you are Palace fans for the FA Cup now we're in with three of the Awful Big Four? My Mums a Palace fan. The only game we ever attended together was when you got relegated at Charlton. Pray that she hasn't got herself a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 22, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said: Just doing a head-count to see how many of you are Palace fans for the FA Cup now we're in with three of the Awful Big Four? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Just doing a head-count to see how many of you are Palace fans for the FA Cup now we're in with three of the Awful Big Four? I'm on board, but I want it to be clear that this has nothing to do with the other semi-finalists. This is all about ice-cool Patrick Vieira permanently superseding and erasing the memory of that absolute cunt Alan Pardew doing his shitty practised-in-the-mirror-at-home "spontaneous dance" after Jason Puncheon scored in 2016. The image of 'The King' sitting at home, gnashing his whitened teeth and blaming all the woke social media culture of today for why he wasn't the one to finally bring the Cup back to Selhurst Park, is too glorious to pass up. Edited March 22, 2022 by Daaaaaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 Gareth Bale dragging Wales ever closer to the World Cup. What a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2022 Imagine if Wales' hopes of progressing are thwarted by a last minute header from that Australian journeyman. No Italy at the World Cup eh? On one hand, it's a shame as they're a World Cup institution and I've really enjoyed Mancini revisiting his Sampdoria days through them. On the other hand though, fuck em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2022 Did I miss something? What did Italy do wrong aside from win a game against England fairly and squarely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch2000 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Gareth Bale is the most clutch player ever. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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