Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2021 (edited) Because threads about toilet habits on UKFF always reveal normal behaviour. Inspired by this, and the frankly endlessly hilarious replies. My favourite reply:- Â Edited May 12, 2021 by Devon Malcolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce Posted May 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 Just run it under the tap. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 13, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Just run it under the tap. Easy. At the urinal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Men’s public toilets aren’t really set up for knob-wiping, are they? You’re not popping into the stall for any reason other than a dire emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 13, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, hallicks said: Men’s public toilets aren’t really set up for knob-wiping, are they? You’re not popping into the stall for any reason other than a dire emergency. And you're not going to be wanting to dab your todger on the paper in the bogs in Crawley bus station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 You have a shake for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted May 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 I love the UKFF for how much it can get you in trouble, I've just been screen sharing on a meeting and didn't realise one of the tabs was showing as below. God knows what people think the tab is about.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factotum Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, gmoney said: You have a shake for a reason. Ah sometimes shakes just don't do it and you can be there for quite a bit. I suppose my answer is sometimes really. It all depends on location and company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Nick James said: I love the UKFF for how much it can get you in trouble, I've just been screen sharing on a meeting and didn't realise one of the tabs was showing as below. God knows what people think the tab is about.... Oh mate. The fact that you can't read beyond the 'w' makes it even funnier. Plus that icon makes it look like you're on a flag shagger Brexit page. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur B. Funky Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 As a rule, yes. Because there's no justifiable reason to "Shake & Vac", even if that was an option. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, Factotum said: Ah sometimes shakes just don't do it and you can be there for quite a bit. More than 3 shakes is a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factotum Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, gmoney said: More than 3 shakes is a wank. Get that on a T-Shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I know I’m not the only one who enjoys clamping down on the foreskin to make a piss balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 13, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2021 As well as a shake another tool at your disposal is applying a bit of pressure at the base of your scrotum to get the last drop out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members marc2j Posted May 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 Firstly, this thread is hilarious. Secondly, as a youngster I found no need to bother, but as I shuffle towards middle age, the shake and wipe is an ever more frustrating necessity in my life. For those cretins who give their old boy a full hand shandy at urinals - have you no shame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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