AshC Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Pot Patterson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 12, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Guy Bifkin said: The Undertoker That rarest of strains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted November 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted November 12, 2020 Stoned Cold Steve Austin. I feel dirty. And not in a good way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted November 12, 2020 *farts, but stoned* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 12, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 12, 2020 Pun rule time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 12, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 12, 2020 (edited) Actually, I have a story about this. A few years ago, I ended up back at someone's house after an ICW show in Glasgow, and a load of the wrestlers and crew were there, I think because the house was owned by one of their sisters. I was mooching around the kitchen, but they had a pretty big garden, and the ICW lot were all gathered out there, so I went out to have a look. As I was coming out, Mikey Whiplash ran past me back into the house with Grado following behind, and Grado gave me this look like "ye don't wanna see that, pal," shaking his head. But I'm a curious guy, so I head down to the bottom of the garden, where I saw this silhouette stood on the water butt, surrounded by a small crowd, who were all cheering and pumping their fists. As I got closer, I set off the neighbour's security light, illuminating the scene. Atop the butt, Vinny Samways dropped his jeans and took it out. I tell you, they fucking stopped cheering when he cranked back the foreskin. "That's a remarkable whiff," said Ian Krankie (who'd done a comedy run-in with a chair at the show that night), before falling unconscious on top of his wife, and ironically, shielding Wee Jimmy from the worst of it, saving her life. All the plants instantly wilted, and I turned tail and ran, with the stink-cloud off his beller chasing like a swarm of angry bees. I slammed the kitchen door behind me, but it started coming through the catflap, so Grado hurled himself down, sat with his back up against it, buying everyone enough time to get out of there. Bravest thing I ever saw. I heard the skin all fell off his back as a result and took about six months to grow in again. Edited November 12, 2020 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted November 12, 2020 16 hours ago, Nick James said: 56 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said: Vinny Samways Chris Bart-Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 The puns were outstanding 👏👍🏻👏👍🏻👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 13, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2020 9 hours ago, air_raid said: Chris Bart-Williams. Beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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