Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 Stephen Mulhearn's Punch Drunk brought to you in association with Wetherspoons. This show is filmed on location in various towns around the country. There are 25 contestants who spend 1 hour in a Wetherspoons getting very drunk. Stephen Mulhearn is at the door of the Wetherspoons wearing an all over body suit that protects him from actual harm but will register any punch it receives like one of those fairground punchballs. After 1 hour Mulhearn is released into the town with a 1 minute head start. Then the contestant who has consumed the most units of alcohol is released first to chase him. The other contestants are released in alcoholic unit order every 10 seconds. Mulhearn is chased through the streets by the drunken contestants. He has to reach an extraction point on the outskirts of town, or until the 20 minute time limit expires. The contestants have to catch him and punch him as many times as possible to rack up the highest score possible. The contestant who wins gets whatever their score is converted to £s. At this point the contestant is offered a chance to double their money or lose everything if they fail. They can walk away with what they have earned if they want. If they take the gamble they have to down 3 pints and then they have 3 minutes in a boxing ring with Mulhearn. If they can knock him out they get double money, if they fail or are sick they automatically lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, cobra_gordo said: The Change. It's a big fuck off change machine. Contestants put a giant quid in the top and have to catch all the 2p coins that fly out of the bottom. Any that are dropped are scooped up by ferral children and the total they collect is deducted from the players earnings. Fairly sure that's Tipping Point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 42 minutes ago, Carbomb said: Fairly sure that's Tipping Point Nah, tipping point is a tuppence nudger off of the arcades. The change machine is next to those to get your 2ps to put in the tuppence nudger. Bonus points for hideous carpet designed that you can't see your money when you drop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 A Four In A Bed/Come Dine With Me crossover that's solely about rating (and arguing about) cooked breakfasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 Chippy Tea. You can probably guess the rules. Apart from kebabs which will remain a grey area, where contestants bicker over getting extra points or being disqualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, cobra_gordo said: Nah, tipping point is a tuppence nudger off of the arcades. The change machine is next to those to get your 2ps to put in the tuppence nudger. Bonus points for hideous carpet designed that you can't see your money when you drop it. Tuppence nudger wouldn’t be out of place in that bit in the Brass Eye special where he is calling a paedo different names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Tuppence nudger wouldn’t be out of place in that bit in the Brass Eye special where he is calling a paedo different names. Sounds like the sort of thing that my nan would have said about lesbians, eg "Have you seen those 2 women who have moved into number 6, couple of tuppence nudgers if you ask me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted August 19, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 19, 2020 They Think It’s All Dover Middle-aged white men with a flag in their Twitter name are quizzed about the entry points of migrants into the UK. An interactive map updates each time they’re wrong. Goes on until one of their faces goes the colour of Vimto. Hosted by Henry Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 I came up with an idea a few years ago for a game show I called ‘Where’s The Beef?’ It was basically a cross between The Crystal Maze and the CITV show, Finders Keepers, that was hosted by Neil Buchanan. Two teams of two. They would have one minute to answer some general knowledge questions. For every question they get right, they get 10 seconds on the timer to raid the house to find the hidden steaks. Every steak found is worth ten seconds in the final game. Which ever team has the most steaks goes through to the final. The final game is the winning team raiding a house which is full of minced beef. They must collect as much beef as they can in their allotted time. Once the time is up, all the mince that they collect is then taken to a headset microphone-wearing owner of a Sunday Market meat van. He weighs it up and the teams prize is either all the beef they collected or the monetary value of it if it was to be sold on the Sunday market. The show would be hosted by Minty from Eastenders and there would be obnoxiously loud techno music playing the entire time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: It was basically a cross between The Crystal Maze and the CITV show, Finders Keepers, that was hosted by Neil Buchanan. “If you don’t do it, Sky will.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Through the Glory Hole - A daytime game show where contestants are presented the toilets of celebrities, famous historical figures,places and involved in famous historical events and have to guess who or where it belongs to all the while assessing the items and layout for a detailed overview of any celebrities shitting habits such as standing up, sitting down, seat or porcelain and starting at the front or back which leads into long fruitful debates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted August 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2020 I'm surprised they not come up with some kid of grabby claw/gacha ball game show yet,although I'm sure Peter Endemol is probably stretching the boundaries of EU employment law/the Geneva Convention getting some Interns to come up with the idea for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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