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9 hours ago, RIDDUM_N_STYLE said:

The old, decrepit sex pest isn’t returning, stand down. It would be literal suicide for TKO  if they allowed it to happen and Netflix, Mattel and other sponsors/network partners wouldn’t be happy either

It may be unlikely, but there's a noticeable shift in culture towards a repentance arc for these kinds of people, America loves itself a comeback story and a huge amount of the audience that those organisations you named's dollar is earned from will either wilfully forget, don't care or actively think this should happen. 

It's completely plausible. 

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7 minutes ago, The Gaffer said:

It's completely plausible. 

Absolutely. Now more than ever I'd say.

It wouldn't even come close to "literal suicide".

Brock's out there week on week and has there been any stories about sponsor rage or anything like that? Not that I've seen.

Posted
9 hours ago, RIDDUM_N_STYLE said:

The old, decrepit sex pest isn’t returning, stand down. It would be literal suicide for TKO  if they allowed it to happen and Netflix, Mattel and other sponsors/network partners wouldn’t be happy either

MAGA America mate, 100% possible. 

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I do feel sorry for Lord Alfred Knight.

When your character is an amalgamation of The Rock and Stone Cold, the whole thing hinges on being brash and confident. When your entire shtick is based around stomping about and peacocking, a single slip on the ropes or stumble over your words is enough for the entire act to fall apart.

At this point, it feels as if he’s in his own head, spends his entire time out there trying to avoid making a mistake, completely over-thinking everything, making it all the more inevitable that something will go wrong.

The craziest part is him still doing those daft moves where he jumps onto the ropes for either an Elbow Drop or Superplex. With such a crap success ratio, just pack it in already. There’s not a single person who’s a fan of LA Knight because he hits those moves. Especially considering how little he actually hits them without fucking up. Leave that stuff to Rey Fenix. At least he can pull that stuff off, and look where it gets him in WWE!

EDIT: Turns out there was an even scarier spot than LA Knight nearly falling backwards and Oba Femi chucking that poor lad into concrete. This looks horrendous! I assume William Regal will be Tweeting about it sometime today.

 

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18 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr, who else... Rocky, Kim Kardashian. 

Beautiful work👏👏👏

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On 4/1/2026 at 10:16 AM, Supremo said:

I do feel sorry for Lord Alfred Knight.

When your character is an amalgamation of The Rock and Stone Cold, the whole thing hinges on being brash and confident. When your entire shtick is based around stomping about and peacocking, a single slip on the ropes or stumble over your words is enough for the entire act to fall apart.

At this point, it feels as if he’s in his own head, spends his entire time out there trying to avoid making a mistake, completely over-thinking everything, making it all the more inevitable that something will go wrong.

The craziest part is him still doing those daft moves where he jumps onto the ropes for either an Elbow Drop or Superplex. With such a crap success ratio, just pack it in already. There’s not a single person who’s a fan of LA Knight because he hits those moves. Especially considering how little he actually hits them without fucking up. Leave that stuff to Rey Fenix. At least he can pull that stuff off, and look where it gets him in WWE!

EDIT: Turns out there was an even scarier spot than LA Knight nearly falling backwards and Oba Femi chucking that poor lad into concrete. This looks horrendous! I assume William Regal will be Tweeting about it sometime today.

 

Honestly between the botching and planned neck bumps, it's a miracle that Iyo, can still walk. 

Remember her taking dragon suplex's on the apron and running b-drivers, during her final Stsrdom run. And that was after WWE, had previously passed her over due to unspecified health issues. 

Mental. 

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Seth Rollins is set to kick off the show. I don't care about this feud with Gunther since it was meant to be Breakker instead, but I expect a good match at WrestleMania.

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Here's a prediction; WWE trying to run a 'have your cake and eat it too' booking policy of using celebrities to boost social numbers and sell tickets, whilst simultaneously having the wrestlers tell the crowd how rubbish it is, will get fucking tedious fucking quickly.

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Posted (edited)

Man, that was rough.

Punk is very good at speaking. He's very good at cutting promos with a passion that feels genuine. He's very good at crowd control. He's very good at coming up with witty lines.

But if you look at any of it past the immediate surface level or think about it for longer than 5 seconds it's all just absolute stupid bullshit and the weakest most predictable stuff imaginable.

I groaned out loud when he started going on about how unpredictable, authentic and out of control he was. Same old shit with this guy. Talk about how dangerous he is while saying the weakest shit imaginable, patting himself on the vack for how punk rock he is and collecting blood money paychecks. Utterly weird fourth wall worked shoot stuff that makes no sense at all. How does bringing up a dog food angle from years ago help things? Would Harley Race have cut this shitty promo? Would Race have brought up how much money he has then asked for the company to cut ticket prices in a promo to promote an upcoming match?

And FUCK HIM for referring to a sex trafficking rapist and abuser as a "weird old man" for a crowd pop. Absolute edge lord hypocrit pussy.

I dunno, if you enjoy this stuff I assume you fucking LOVE watching keys jingle.

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