Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 26, 2020 I have the best tan. Someone put a picture up of me on Facebook earlier and I'm as brown as stewed tea. Anyone else a fan of sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Weezenal Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) https://g.co/kgs/Tnegwa  Edited June 26, 2020 by Weezenal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I tan well, never burn. So much so I used to think I had a bit of African or Asian in me until a 23 and Me DNA test showed I was in fact the whitest man in England.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 I burn almost immediately in any decent level of sun, so it's factor 50 for me, sadly. No tan here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I have one hell of a farmer's tan. Which is made worse with how white my legs are when I wear shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 My family are all pasty white and burn in the moonlight, they have ginger or blonde haired and are Irish. I am olive skinned and very dark. I am either adopted or my mother played away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 I've French and Catalan grandparents, so I would be very sallow, and with fair hair that goes Milkybar Kid in the sun, I wind up looking like Kirk Lazarus sans wig, at the arse end of every sun holiday. Which is grand. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I'm not calling you a liar Butch, but I've got the best tan on this forum. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 I'm pretty pasty normally. Suffering from what Hungarians call "the English disease". Vitamin D deficiency, although I've got a decent bit of colour on my arms and legs this summer. If I hadn't been wearing socks my ankles might be a similar colour. Typical shorts and shirt tan for me, as in my exposed flesh looks like normal coloured skin, while the rest of me is like milk bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 I love the sun, unsurprisingly. Tan easily, don't burn. This week's been lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted June 26, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2020 Mine is pretty decent considering I've worked every day so not been sitting around in the sun all day like some furloughed pub landlord! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 26, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted June 26, 2020 5 hours ago, King Coconut said: I'm not calling you a liar Butch, but I've got the best tan on this forum. Easy. You're the whitest man on earth. I am a wonderful deep mahogany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted June 27, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 27, 2020 I’m having some medical treatment soon, and one of the side effects is that I will be tanned for the first time in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 6/26/2020 at 7:11 PM, PowerButchi said: You're the whitest man on earth. I am a wonderful deep mahogany. I just caught myself half-naked in the mirror and thought of you, Butch. I looked like a nice greasy Hogan in his prime and I imagined you as Hercules, complete with welts from the chains because of his weak and fragile skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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