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I'm pretty pasty normally. Suffering from what Hungarians call "the English disease". Vitamin D deficiency, although I've got a decent bit of colour on my arms and legs this summer. If I hadn't been wearing socks my ankles might be a similar colour. Typical shorts and shirt tan for me, as in my exposed flesh looks like normal coloured skin, while the rest of me is like milk bottles. 

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On 6/26/2020 at 7:11 PM, PowerButchi said:

You're the whitest man on earth. I am a wonderful deep mahogany. 

I just caught myself half-naked in the mirror and thought of you, Butch. I looked like a nice greasy Hogan in his prime and I imagined you as Hercules, complete with welts from the chains because of his weak and fragile skin. 

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