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I got "I gave away when my birthday is to online fraudsters and the answer to a memorable question"

Haha, sounds about right!

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4 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I got "I gave away when my birthday is to online fraudsters and the answer to a memorable question"

Haha, sounds about right!

Shit. 

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11 minutes ago, Harry Wiseau said:

I'm no Brian Cox but surely the first part of the sentence only ever has two possible third acts which surelytakes some of the fun out of it 

Bet you’re fun at parties 

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‘I fingered Freebird’s Mum during a showing of Con Air then sent Ralphy some Shreddies after Gatso did some rape’

It’s very accurate, isn’t it?

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59 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I'd DM you babez, but Carbomb filled it up.

Well, I had to tod somewhere. 

Oh, you mean his inbox... 

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Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in UKFF’s privacy policy. I do not give UKFF or any entities associated with UKFF permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to UKFF it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: UKFF is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.

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