Paid Members Wretch Posted July 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2019 Kicked my Da square in his bollocks when I was a kid. He sent me to bed, went downstairs and found out later that he knocked on the neighbours door and collapsed. It's been 25 years and we've never spoke of it. Sorry Pa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 In Year 10, I put the cheese and ham bits from a pack of Lunchables in my mouth, swirled them around a bit, then put them back, then gave the pack to a girl I didn’t like (secretly loved her obviously) and watched her eat them all. Just remembered as well that they were a bit shiny and obvious so I wiped them off with a tissue I had in my pocket, to rid any sheen. Still eats me up inside. I’m sorry Gaby. Other than that, probably marrying someone. They didn’t deserve that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted July 9, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) Forget it. Beaten to it by Bacon. Edited July 9, 2019 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Agreed to sell them my Willy Regal Autobiography for tenner, shook on it, then upped the price by a coupla quid to get a few extra packets of Asda own brand Weetabix 🤪. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2019 Found out a neighbor was moving, so I swapped his Blondie greatest hits disc with my mum’s Greatest Hits of David Gates and Bread the day before he left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ronnie Posted July 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2019 8 hours ago, Wretch said: Kicked my Da square in his bollocks when I was a kid. Snap. "I know what to do if a stranger tries to get me, Daddy." At my direction he assumed a villainous stance and then WHOOMP my foot travelling as hard and fast as I could propel it dropped him. "Don't tell him off, it's good that he knows", my mother told him whilst he was groaning in the foetal position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Porkchopcash said: Agreed to sell them my Willy Regal Autobiography for tenner, shook on it, then upped the price by a coupla quid to get a few extra packets of Asda own brand Weetabix 🤪. 2nd account. Busted, Ralphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheToeSucker Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 I didn't pay for a plastic bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5pints Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Not to anyone directly, but..... I bought a pack of boxer shorts and wore a pair for the day then decided that they were too big. I neatly folded them back into the packaging and took them back for a refund. I did however stick them in the washing machine but without power. If you've recently bought a pack of XL black Next boxer shorts....sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheToeSucker Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) I thought you couldn't return underwear. TIL Edited August 11, 2019 by TheToeSucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I always remember the sign in Wrexham Burtons that said you couldn't try on underwear. I always thought it odd that someone might consider trying on kecks but returning worn ones is a whole other level. At least you weren't wearing them I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5pints Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Next will as long as you make it look like you haven't taken any out of the packaging 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 It was clear to me from the moment I saw the thread title that somebody would forge a lifelong reputation as a baddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted August 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 11, 2019 Married her. I'm no catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I’m gonna wait for this to get really dark but I contribute properly. Until then I’ll just go with sacking a girl over WhatsApp on her wedding anniversary. Hands were tied but it still didn’t feel good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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