Paid Members Accident Prone Posted October 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 hours ago, simonworden said: Going to start with a few online ones that annoy the piss out of me. - People who post selfies every fucking day - People who put up pictures of themselves looking soulful or doing yoga etc with the caption being some fluff advice or quote that deep down doesn't make any sense - People who do the above but actually spend the time to write the quote stick it on a photo of themselves through photo editing software and post it online thinking they are important enough to do that. Fuck people who are inspirational don't do that themselves so just fuck right off. - People who do the above but with other peoples quotes I think you need to get off social media, fella. 2 hours ago, simonworden said: - Restaurants not having things on the menu in with no justifiable reason apart from the kitchen is run by a bunch of twats. What the fuck does this even mean? Please explain. Are you trying to order mashed potatoes from Subway or something? 2 hours ago, simonworden said: -Electronics shops who think I need them to set up my new product and then do a horrible job of choosing the settings and software. Had to reset my new laptop before using as the fuckers had put all this Vietnamese designed shit onto the computer when my back was turned as they refused to give me the product without setting it up. I can almost guarantee that this didn't happen like that unless you went to a dodgy shop. I worked at the tech department at a computer store for seven years and we never installed anything without asking first. I think you just gave into their 'laptop setup' sales pitch as they would charge for any installation services (which you obviously had to agree at some point). No store worth it's salt is going to spend time sticking software on a machine for free. 2 hours ago, simonworden said: - People who pay for 1 drink in a busy pub with a card At the most it takes 10 seconds longer to pay by card than it does with cash. C'mon now, lad. 2 hours ago, simonworden said: - Men in the gym who go round like a group of muppets all taking it in turns to use the same machine and pat each other on the back Yeah, God forbid people have a group of mates for moral support when working out. On the subject of the gym, what irritates me is people who don't follow urinal etiquette when it comes to the treadmills. If there are big gaps of machines elsewhere, don't pick the one right next to me. This happens constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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