Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 According to my friends Barnaby and Gay Northern Irish Chris, it's to with the increasingly-popular "chav" fetish. Seems there's a whole scene for gay guys who like boys clad in sports gear, England tops, gold chains and sovereign rings. If you think those Adidas are ridiculous, they're apparently selling trackies in gay fetish-wear shops in Soho for £100 that you could easily get for a tenner in JD Sports/Sports Direct/Footlocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 It’ll be a best seller for Chuck Tingle, “Lonsdale’d by my big gay chav dinosaur”. Speaking of Chuck, I’ve got my order in: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 16 hours ago, PunkStep said: My brother broke his leg many years ago and spent his recovery time in hospital playing Columns on his Sega Game Gear. What did he do with the other 23 hours of the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: What did he do with the other 23 hours of the day? Committed crimes probably, knowing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 A mate of mine bought Pounded by The Pound when it was released; the plot synopsis is better than the "book" itself, but still a work of something like genius. Chuck Tingle's released God knows how many more since too, what a work ethic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 He was apparently working on some kind of erotic based game this year. I don’t even know how or what to think that will be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 Sorry to keep banging on about me and my leg but I've been to the toilet once and did a little trip round the ward room this afternoon on crutches and I sit down sweating. It's bloody hard. Or at least, I'm bloody unfit. I was supposed to have been discharged hours ago but my medications and discharge letter haven't come yet so I'm just sitting waiting in the hospital to leave. I am absolutely terrified of getting into and out of the cab home. Terrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, SpursRiot2012 said: Sorry to keep banging on about me and my leg but I've been to the toilet once and did a little trip round the ward room this afternoon on crutches and I sit down sweating. It's bloody hard. Or at least, I'm bloody unfit. I was supposed to have been discharged hours ago but my medications and discharge letter haven't come yet so I'm just sitting waiting in the hospital to leave. I am absolutely terrified of getting into and out of the cab home. Terrified. I had a dream last night where I was in London, I was by Wembley and said "Lets get the tube to the next stop, Wapping, as SpursRiot lives there"  But then when we arrived I remembered you had a broken leg.  The tube went via water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted November 6, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) Bright side, mate; at least you weren't trying to have a shit on a plane Edited November 6, 2017 by Sergio Mendacious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 @SpursRiot2012Â I've had 2 stints on crutches mate, the second time was about 2 months and it was hard work. The only good thing was I was fairly young at the time and single and seemed to get a lot of attention. A low point being that I told a girl in a club that I did it playing football and told her I played for Leyton Orient (first team that popped into my head!) Make sure you get some sort of soft grip on them (if they're the same type I had) otherwise your hands become red raw. And bang on about it all you want, I'm sure writing helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted November 6, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 True, do some writing on it, some slice of life "I was a disabled for a few months, and it's terrible" piece. Say bad things about Michael Government, like he personally came to your flat and called you a malingerer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 The way I'd see it, Spurs, is that you're learning to use crutches so your muscles aren't used to working like that. Â They haven't been used for this before so it's all new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 Yeah, Keith’s right, give it a few days though and you’ll be flying about like an old man on a super charged mobility scooter. Last time I was on crutches I actually found it more bizarre coming off them, jelly legs and proper heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) 6 weeks with no weight on the leg, they said @Ralphy. I asked if that meant after six weeks I could expect everything to be healed and ready to walk on (at least with a boot) and they seemed to think so. Thanks for the advice on crutches all. I made it home in a taxi but felt incredibly stressed out the whole time. I'm quite stressed even here at home - I think it's being away from immediate medical attention if something goes wrong. I obviously don't have all the utilities that I had in my hospital bed so my leg feels wrong on the pillows I have it elevated on and stuff like that. I'm also dreading taking a shit (haven't since Saturday morning) though I will finally get the opportunity to try out the UKFF learned putting my feet up on a chair to shit thing. My girlfriend is a star, it has to be said. She's doing everything she can for me. She's going to have to help me wash later too. Edited November 6, 2017 by SpursRiot2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted November 6, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) 36 minutes ago, SpursRiot2012 said: My girlfriend is a star, it has to be said. She's doing everything she can for me. She's going to have to help me wash later too. The royal penis is clean (NSFW)   Edited November 6, 2017 by Sergio Mendacious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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