Steve Justice Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Wow. Missed a whole toilet conversation whilst I was away. Ā That bum gun is a must buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2016 You'd find a severely wrong way of using it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 26, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2016 Cooling down that cup of Bovril he always takes into the bog with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 27, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 Wow. Missed a whole toilet conversation whilst I was away. Ā That bum gun is a must buy. Ā Ā What a ringing show of support for your bidet that is Chest. Like when Donald Trump got endorsed by the Klan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted July 27, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) Only carry on my family ever had being a stall at a carboot was when was some weirdo was standing next to us making sure we weren't taking "black" or "Asian" money. Some scrawny "Spud" from "Trainspotting" looking fucker too. Heard that a few times at other stalls at carboot sales too. Bit odd. Edited July 27, 2016 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handspants Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I had a bit of a nightmare at the weekend although nothing quite like a man dying in my car boot Taken out of context, this doesn't exactly paint Matrix in a good light.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2016 Ā Wow. Missed a whole toilet conversation whilst I was away. Ā That bum gun is a must buy. Ā Ā What a ringing show of support for your bidet that is Chest. Like when Donald Trump got endorsed by the Klan. Ā Nonsense. What we have here is a man who we all clearly know needs all the help he can get on the toilet recognising that access to the best tools for the job may help him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 27, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 Like Trump, Chest can't quite bring himself to turn down the endorsement. And like Trump's encouragement getting David Duke to run for the senate, we'll likely see SJ using the bum gun for an impromptu reverse-seated porcelain-squat shower by November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted August 5, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2016 My girlfriends friends boyfriend just messaged me asking if I was "twitter famous yet." Had no idea what he was on about. Turns out BBC News used one of my tweets in a news article on the Saatchi story from a few days ago: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36935362 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Did any of the guys here run Total Warrior in the Lakes today? There was a team of Wrestlers including Big Daddy, The Rock and a fab Rowdy Roddy Piper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just had a text read out on Absolute Radio. I feel strangely proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Bum Guns are phenomenal things, I was a convert the minute I moved to Asia where they are a prerequisite. That my workplace doesn't have them is definitely the biggest negative here, but I live a 2 min walk away so usually go to my own throne these days. They are also great for cleaning the floor especially after a severe food poisoning emergency! Ā Do be careful with them, on my first day out here I was overzealous positioning the hose in the hotel toilet and managed to pull the fucker off the wall, couldn't find the off tap for the water and too jet lagged/ embarrassed spent 20 minutes trying to screw it back onto the join while high pressure water soaked me ( I did strip down first). Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 It annoys me when I hear someone say that they've 'taped' a TV show even though they mean they've recorded it on Sky + or whatever DVR they choose to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 9, 2016 Well it shouldn't. It's called the development of language. Otherwise you'd have be annoyed at yourself for using saying "record" when referring to something that isn't a written account.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted August 10, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2016 So the latest Chrome update has removed "Backspace goes back". Decades of user behaviour to overcome now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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