Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2017 Anyone received this poxy message today? I've had this from two friends on Facebook so far. Both a bit naive/gullible when it comes to understanding tech. Please tell all the contacts in your messenger list not to accept Jayden K. Smith friendship request. He is a hacker and has the system connected to your Facebook account. If one of your contacts accepts it, you will also be hacked, so make sure that all your friends know it. Thanks. Forwarded as Hold your finger down on the message. At the bottom in the middle it will say forward. received. then click on the received. of those in your list and it will send to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 10, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 10, 2017 Thanks to the 'one of your friends liked this, so you have to see it too' that my News Feed has become, I was treated to this piece of crap this morning.  Today I am thirty. Thirty. Not thirty years old, or thirty years young, just thirty. I've lived three decades on this spinning ball suspended in space and in that time I've travelled the world five times over; impersonated a mall Santa and Easter bunny; worked on a vineyard in New Zealand; traveled in a caravan as part of a carnival in Australia; cracked champagne under the Eiffel Tower (twice); climbed an active volcano and lived to talk about it; wrote for a daily newspaper; got published in an international magazine; kayaked for five days straight down the Whanganui River; got six tattoos in three different countries; dined at Dracula's castle in Transylvania; graduated from the University of Pittsburgh with two degrees and two minors and at the top of my class; opened two businesses; wrote a song about a Mariner; performed as a candlestick, a crab and a donkey, as well as two iconic Fitzgerald and Wilde characters; directed an existentialist play about people in living in hell; convinced someone I was a ski instructor for the olympics; told someone else I had a twin; impersonated a mermaid on the street while people threw popcorn at me; sold nine of the twelve apostles remains and also a fragment of the virgin Mary's veil; bought three human skulls, sold one; sat in the grass too long; looked at the moon and the sun and the clouds too long; perfected a cheesecake recipe; fell in love; questioned life; questioned people; took a walk in the rain; decided to wake up and live; stopped asking old questions; started asking new questions; learned to let go; planted basil; found truth and honesty in an upside down world; discovered falsehood and deceit in an upside down world; found a reason, a key, a secret door; I found a sense of belonging...it took awhile, but I'm here. Home. And there is a tidal wave of change coming. The only thing for certain in this life: change The most touching gift I received for this birthday was a deceased butterfly, framed, with a handwritten message that said even though this butterfly is dead, it's never forgotten, it matters because we say it matters and it's beautiful because, well, it just is. Meaning in the most meaningless things. Yesterday twenty-nine, today thirty, tomorrow sixty and in a blink, ninety-nine--but I get the privilege of sharing this suspended ball floating in space with all of you. The people who make the moments happen, writing the story of each new experience, proving to me day after gorgeous day that this weird, oftentimes uncomfortable life is worth it, as long as there are people who matter and there's a story worth telling. Today is my day, but I choose to share it all with you. The ones who make me, me. Because without you in my life, I'm just the made up number of thirty, living on repeat until the blinds close forever and the lights go out. But to you, like this forgotten butterfly, I matter. And that's worth it all. Today, let's all celebrate being alive together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryko Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 10 hours ago, PunkStep said: Anyone received this poxy message today? I've had this from two friends on Facebook so far. Both a bit naive/gullible when it comes to understanding tech. Â Â I've had that message 3 times in the last 12 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted July 10, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 40 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said: Thanks to the 'one of your friends liked this, so you have to see it too' that my News Feed has become, I was treated to this piece of crap this morning.  (vomit inducing crap)  Omfg. I'd be interested to see the replies to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 Quote  He is a hacker and has the system connected to your Facebook account.  This is a tremendously rubbish sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 "The System!" That's some proper old school cyberspace paranoia. Next they'll be warning about The System taking over anything with a microprocessor and making it carry out It's evil bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 "You are now a member of the warrior elite...of the MCP." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: "The System!" That's some proper old school cyberspace paranoia. Next they'll be warning about The System taking over anything with a microprocessor and making it carry out It's evil bidding. Hmm, Jayden seems to have covered his tracks and removed data from his website... he's not daft. Edited July 10, 2017 by Kaz Hayashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 Ha! That was my favourite bit. I received this again today, this time from my wife's 70 year old great aunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Hmm, Jayden seems to have covbeautifulred his tracks and removed data from his website... he's not daft. Was that background made with the spraycan in MS Paint? It's beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Transcoding the program won't do anything, we need to calculate the redundant PPPoE matrix! They're inside the hard drive, use the analog CGI matrix to back up their monitor! Â http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 "My moms been banned from PayPal for sending money to Isis... Her note: 'Money for Isis' Her step Grandaughters name: Isis I'm fucking howling 😂"  A friend just just posted this and I couldn't help but piss myself laughing. I do kind of feel bad for 68 year old Sandra who may now be on some sort of watchlist until the investigation is complete. Apparently she only sent £20 as well   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) I'm pretty sure that's not the reason... Â Edited July 27, 2017 by Otto Dem Wanz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted July 27, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2017 7 hours ago, UK Kat Von D said: "My moms been banned from PayPal for sending money to Isis... Her note: 'Money for Isis' Her step Grandaughters name: Isis I'm fucking howling 😂"  A friend just just posted this and I couldn't help but piss myself laughing. I do kind of feel bad for 68 year old Sandra who may now be on some sort of watchlist until the investigation is complete. Apparently she only sent £20 as well   My girlfriend had a payment stopped by her bank and an questions asked about her account after her friend paid up for some tickets to a play my girlfriend had bought about Kim Jong Ill. She'd put the payment reference as "North Korea Money". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, Otto Dem Wanz said: I'm pretty sure that's not the reason...  And I bet that was posted from their phone. Edited July 27, 2017 by Slapnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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