Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 'Television - teacher, mother...secret lover' Â Â Â 'Milhouse, lower those eyebrows... Â Â Â Aaand the other one!' Â Â Â 'Lisa that's a load of rich creamery butter.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 "Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 21, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 21, 2011 This won't be word perfect, can't find the exact quote anywhere. Homer talking to The Who. Â Homer: Magic Bus! Â Roger Daltrey: We'll play it if you tear down this wall! Â Homer: Pinball Wizard! Â John Entwistle: Ah hell, I'll do it myself. Â (turns his amplifier up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 23, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2011 "Lies make baby Jesus cry." So do double posts, but if I'm not mistaken (I might be), we're on page 29 and we haven't had this yet: Â Â YVAN EHT NIOJ! Â - Â Also, Â Â (Homer opens the door to find Apu) Â Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realised, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service. Â Homer: You're... selling what, now? Â Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Â Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. Â (Homer slams the door shut. A pause) Â Apu: He's got me there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 "Lies make baby Jesus cry." So do double posts, but if I'm not mistaken (I might be), we're on page 29 and we haven't had this yet:Â Â YVAN EHT NIOJ! Â Lisa: Otto, where are you going? Â Otto: I dunno, I just got this sudden urge to join the navy. Â Lisa: Don't do it, you're being brainwashed! Â Otto: Yeah, probably... yvan eht nioj! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 Immediately after Marge has informed the Springfield Police Department of her desire to join, the scene cuts to outside the Simpson home as an irate Homer is heard;   'YOU DID WHAT!?'   Cuts to Homer sitting on the bed in front of Bart  'I borrowed your nail clippers, what's the big deal?'   'Nothing, i've just been a little edgey since your Mom told me she's going to become a Cop.'    That episode is full of greats actually, tons of Cheif Wiggum goodness.  "It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."  "Forget about the badge!!!! When do we get the freakin' GUNS?!?"  "Hey ive told you, you dont get your gun until you tell me your name." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 23, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2011 Immediately after Marge has informed the Springfield Police Department of her desire to join, the scene cuts to outside the Simpson home as an irate Homer is heard;  'YOU DID WHAT!?'   Cuts to Homer sitting on the bed in front of Bart  'I borrowed your nail clippers, what's the big deal?'   'Nothing, i've just been a little edgey since your Mom told me she's going to become a Cop.'    That episode is full of greats actually, tons of Cheif Wiggum goodness.  "It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."  "Forget about the badge!!!! When do we get the freakin' GUNS?!?"  "Hey ive told you, you dont get your gun until you tell me your name."   "Lookin' good, boys!"  That episode also has this classic from Homer:  "But Marge, you being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that. Besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 "TAKE IT OUT TAKE IT OUT......OOOH PUT IT BACK IN PUT IT BACK IN.......Mam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 "Lookin' good, boys!" Â 'You missed the baby, the blind man...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Just remembered a fantastic line from the Movie  Rod or Tod " I wish homer was my dad"   Flanders " And I wish you didnt have the devils curly hair" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "He's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 George: Hello, Homer! I'm George Harrison. Homer: [incredulous] Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie? George: Over there. There's a big pile of them. Homer: [Laughs crazily, then devours a whole bunch] [satisfied] Oh, ma-an... [devours more] George: Well, what a nice fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 what about adultery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 24, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2011 "I wish I had an elephant." Â "You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him." Â "Oh yeah..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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